How many anti-feminists does it take?

I’m too late for Ted Barlow’s amazing light bulb joke theme week, but I thought I’d post some anyhow.

Q: How many anti-feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 51. One to change the light bulb, and fifty to bitch that if it wasn’t for those damned feminazis, it wouldn’t be dark in the first place.

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Q: How many anti-feminist men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Why is it always men who have to change the light bulb? Why are men always women’s slaves? This is just another example of the anti-male attitudes pervading society!

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Q: How many anti-feminist men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One antifeminist man to do it, and three other antifeminists to stand around and discuss how this just shows men are better equipped for light-bulb changing.

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Q: How many anti-feminist men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one. He holds on to the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around his needs.

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7 Responses to How many anti-feminists does it take?

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    Doug S. says:

    I came across this one on a “canonical list of lightbulb jokes”:

    Q) How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A) That’s not funny!

    (It’s not very good.)

  4. 4
    Helen says:

    Oh yah, because the “feminists have no sense of humour” thing never gets old. :-/

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    Doug S. says:

    Which is why that particular lightbulb joke that I posted, well, isn’t funny.

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    Stefanee says:

    How many neanderthals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They didn’t have electricity back then.:) I just made that up right now!!

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    Simple Truth says:

    @Stefanee

    Ha…I laughed at your joke. Then again, I have an affinity for one-liners.

    Q: What’s green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
    A: A pool table