Here’s Sydney way before she got her “Alas, a Blog” t-shirt. Notice that she looks subtly downcast. Also, she seems to have a bit of a drinking problem.
Here we see Sydney modeling her lovely new “Alas, a Blog” t-shirt. Note how confident she looks and feels. Once she was a pathetic loser, but that was before she was wearing “Alas!” Now she’s hanging out with models and celebrities and her breath is minty-fresh. Ever her poopy diapers have more pep and vim!
Sydney is so confident, she’s given up on drinking completely! Instead, Sydney just takes X – lots and lots and lots of X! Happy, happy Sydney!