Christmas Song Repaired

Phil just called and sang me this – “the advantage of hanging out with children,” he said. I’ve never heard this one before.

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Down the hill we go
Crashing into trees (ow! ow! ow!)
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
That’s why I’m in this hospital
With a pole stuck in my head!

Bill O’Reilly’s gonna get them!

This entry posted in Whatever. Bookmark the permalink. 

15 Responses to Christmas Song Repaired

  1. Pingback: feminist blogs

  2. Pingback: Mastery

  3. 3
    alsis39 says:

    Oh, it’s all right, I guess, but it’s not up there with Bucky Katt’s version:

    Jingle presents
    Beat the pheasants
    Reindeer tastes like Spam
    Kick the elf
    Engorge yourself
    And ambush Santa’s van !!

  4. 4
    PurpleGirl says:

    LOL! Good thing I wasn’t drinking as I read these…. great, just great.

  5. 5
    Ledasmom says:

    I tried to teach my four-year-old the “Jingle bells, Batman smells” version before the Christmas concert, but unfortunately his enunciation is so bad that nobody could have possibly told what he was singing.

  6. 6
    Magis says:

    Bucky Katt rules

  7. 7
    Myca says:

    Get Fuzzy is beautiful.

    It’s like what Garfield would be if it were funny.
    And topical.
    And well-drawn.

    And not Garfield.

    —Myca

  8. 8
    alsis39 says:

    Myca, forward that post to Darby Conley and see if he’ll use it on his next book cover. Also, demand an autographed mug as reward.

  9. 9
    Magis says:

    Myca:

    That’s perfect, LOL

    I owned Bucky once, swear it’s true.

  10. 10
    BEG says:

    One I remember though I haven’ t the faintest idea of its attribution:
    (jingle bells as the mad xmas shopper:)

    dashing through the aisles
    snarling as you go
    if someone’s in your way
    shove the so and so!

    If there’s more to that one and anyone knows it, post!

  11. 11
    Myca says:

    *grin*

    Hell, Alsis, he can use it for free.

    I mean, really, it would be worth it just to see the quote attributed to: “some random guy on a blog somewhere.”

    —Myca

  12. 12
    alsis39 says:

    “Jingle Coins
    Jingle Coins
    Jingle in the till
    Oh what fun it is to spend
    And to call it all goodwill ! Hey !

    Jingle Coins
    Jingle Coins
    Jingle in the bank
    Christ came to save the Winter slump
    For that we can give thanks !

    The trinkets in our line
    Are mostly from Hong Kong
    Where there’s no overtime
    And no one says it’s wrong
    The labor there is plentiful
    And practically free
    Producing little ornaments
    To dangle from your tree ! Hey !… ”
    –The Fallen Angel Choir, c1990

  13. 13
    Raznor says:

    Christ came to save the Winter slump
    For that we can give thanks !

    May be the funniest 2 lines ever.

  14. 14
    Jessica says:

    Dashing though the snow
    in a pair of broken skis
    over the hills we go crashing
    into trees my face
    is getting red I
    think I’m almost dead
    somebody call the ambulence
    befor I lose my head Oh!
    Jingle presents
    Beat the pheasants
    reindeer taste like spam
    kick an elf and enjoy
    yourself and have a cup of cheer!

  15. 15
    Kevin says:

    I remember this like when i was in 3rd grade

    Dashing through the snow
    On a pair of broken skis
    All the fields we go
    Crashing into trees (tralala)
    The snow is getting red
    I think I’m almost dead
    I ended up in a hospital with stiches on my head OH!
    Jingle Bells Batmas Smells
    Robin layed an egg
    The batmobile lost its wheels and the joker is so g*y HEY!
    and so on…i can’t remember though…

    there was something i heard my friend sing
    Dashing through the sand
    With a bomb strapped on my back
    I have a nasty plan
    For Christmas in Iraq

    evil i know lol