Phil just called and sang me this – “the advantage of hanging out with children,” he said. I’ve never heard this one before.
On a pair of broken skis
Down the hill we go
Crashing into trees (ow! ow! ow!)
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
That’s why I’m in this hospital
With a pole stuck in my head!
Bill O’Reilly’s gonna get them!