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Oh — it’s so good to see you, Mirka! It seems like it’s been a long time. I want to know everything you’ve been doing! How’s your sister? Do I recall there was a wedding in the offings?
And how is he-who-must-not-be-named and that thing he’s storing for you? Have you been practicing? Not so much, huh? Yeah, I was like that with piano. But seriously, I have a premonition that his lessons could come in handy. Knitting needles can solve a lot of problems, and should probably be your go-to strategy. But some problems require bigger needles.
Oh, and congratulations on the Oregon award. I told you: everybody likes knit hats!
Got plans for the holidays? I know my nieces enjoyed spending last Christmas with you, and are looking forward to your next visit. They’re so sweet, I know you’d never disappoint them — would you?
Talk soon!
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