From Jonathan Tweet (click through to read the whole thing):
Certain religious sayings make more sense when you insert the word “nothing” in place of the word “God.”
“When you die, you become one with God.”
“They’re in God’s hands now.”
“God has a special plan for your life.”
“Before there was a universe, there was God.”
“Homosexuality is an abomination before God.”
Yeah, but what sounds better when having an orgasm?
Cheering?