{"id":10598,"date":"2010-07-22T14:24:14","date_gmt":"2010-07-22T21:24:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=10598"},"modified":"2010-07-22T14:24:14","modified_gmt":"2010-07-22T21:24:14","slug":"losing-weight-will-let-you-enter-a-bizarre-nightmare-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=10598","title":{"rendered":"Losing Weight Will Let You Enter a Bizarre Nightmare World!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This New Zealand ad for Xenical has convinced me. I&#8217;m much, much better off being fat than being skinny.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"256\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/48aQa4kpvu8&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xd0d0d0&#038;hl=en_US&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/48aQa4kpvu8&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xd0d0d0&#038;hl=en_US&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"256\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\nDescription below ((For the YouTube impaired, a thin woman wanders through a landscape of Felliniesque horrors &#8212; trench warfare, bleeding knives, walking around naked in the winter &#8212; talking about how she&#8217;d like to live life unafraid, but &#8212; surprise &#8212; she&#8217;s a fat woman who&#8217;d just like to tie her own shoes.))<\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, I can tie my own shoes. And while the woman at the end of the ad says she can&#8217;t &#8212; unless she has a disability other than being fat, she can, too.<\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/5594023\/terrifying-weight+loss-ad-will-make-you-lose-sleep?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=feed&#038;utm_campaign=Feed:+jezebel\/full+(Jezebel)\">Jezebel<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This New Zealand ad for Xenical has convinced me. I&#8217;m much, much better off being fat than being skinny. Description below ((For the YouTube impaired, a thin woman wanders through a landscape of Felliniesque horrors &#8212; trench warfare, bleeding knives, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=10598\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fat-fat-and-more-fat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}