{"id":12522,"date":"2011-02-10T00:27:26","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T08:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=12522"},"modified":"2011-02-10T02:07:37","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T10:07:37","slug":"bad-sketch-of-part-of-a-fat-ladys-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=12522","title":{"rendered":"Bad Sketch of Part of a Fat Lady&#8217;s Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to try to participate in fat people art week. Unfortunately, I&#8217;m afraid my contribution isn&#8217;t very good. My only defense, besides the fact that I&#8217;m not an artist, is that I was using a track pad. Mrrf.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/lady_face_crop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12523\" title=\"lady_face_crop\" src=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/lady_face_crop.jpg\" alt=\"A jpg showing part of a poorly drawn, fat woman's face\" width=\"223\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/lady_face_crop.jpg 223w, https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/lady_face_crop-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why she has blue hair. Maybe it&#8217;s because you gotta have blue hair.<\/p>\n<p><b>Update<\/b>:<\/p>\n<p>And a track-pad attempt at a self-portrait. <a href=\"http:\/\/aqueductpress.com\/authors\/RachelSwirsky.html\">Behold the many ways in which it fails to look like the photo I was using as a basis<\/a>:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/self-portrait1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/self-portrait1.jpg\" alt=\"Attempt at track-pad self-portrait\" title=\"self-portrait\" width=\"208\" height=\"328\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12529\" srcset=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/self-portrait1.jpg 208w, https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/self-portrait1-190x300.jpg 190w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 208px) 100vw, 208px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a style=\"text-decoration:none\" href=\"\/index.php?p=buy-cialis-oral-jelly-online-overnight\">.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to try to participate in fat people art week. Unfortunately, I&#8217;m afraid my contribution isn&#8217;t very good. My only defense, besides the fact that I&#8217;m not an artist, is that I was using a track pad. Mrrf. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=12522\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartooning-comics","category-fat-fat-and-more-fat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12522"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12531,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12522\/revisions\/12531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}