{"id":14385,"date":"2011-10-28T07:29:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-28T14:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=14385"},"modified":"2011-10-28T07:29:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-28T14:29:00","slug":"top-ten-ways-teachers-unions-caused-the-economic-crisis-political-cartoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=14385","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Ways Teachers’ Unions Caused The Economic Crisis (Political Cartoon)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[spoiler]Panel one
\nTITLE: Top Ten Ways Teacher’s Unions Caused the Economic Crisis (note: the words “teacher’s unions” are in a dripping blood font).
\nGRINNING DUDE IN SUIT WHO IS WEARING A FAKE HALO: Brought to you by the coalition of completely innocent bankers!<\/p>\n

Panel two
\nBALDING DUDE IN SUIT, WITH PEDANTIC ATTITUDE: Maybe bankers wouldn’t destroy the economy if SOMEBODY had done a better job teaching them addition!<\/p>\n

Panel three
\nDUDE IN SPORTS SHIRT: Two words: SUMMER VACATIONS.<\/p>\n

Panel four
\nGRINNING WOMAN HOLDING BIBLE: If teachers allowed prayer in class and didn’t teach evolution, GOD wouldn’t have FORSAKEN THE ECONOMY!<\/p>\n

Panel five
\nMAN SITTING ON HUGE PILE OF MONEY: Teacher pay sucks MILLIONS from the economy that could otherwise be spent in more PRODUCTIVE sectors of the economy. Like finance!<\/p>\n

Panel six
\nYET ANOTHER BALDING DUDE WITH A NECKTIE, SCREAMING AND GESTURING WILDLY: UNIONS ARE EEEVIILLLL!! BOOGA BOOOGA!<\/p>\n

Panel seven
\nSMILING WOMAN WITH NICE HAIR: When we just GIVE children an education, we kill their instinct for the FREE MARKET! First graders need more skin in the game!<\/p>\n

Panel eight
\nMAN IN KLAN OUTFIT: Teachers unions support DEMOCRATS, democrats support giving MORTGAGES to BLACK PEOPLE, loaning BLACKS money DESTROYS the ECONOMY. Isn’t that obvious?<\/p>\n

Panel nine
\nRICH DUDE STANDING IN FRONT OF MANSION: If unions didn’t lower PRODUCTIVITY, we BANKERS wouldn’t have to sell worthless sub-prime mortgages just to squeak out a meager living!<\/p>\n

Panel ten
\nImage shows two young people, looking angry, and wearing Hogwarts uniforms.
\nGIRL: After Voldemort killed Lily and James Potter, his NEXT STEP was forming a TEACHERS’ UNION!
\nBOY: What a louse!<\/p>\n

Panel eleven
\nGRINNING, POWERFUL-LOOKING DUDE IN SUIT: If no one was teaching MATH, we wouldn’t even KNOW there WAS an economic crisis. Problem SOLVED![\/spoiler]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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