{"id":1504,"date":"2005-04-25T19:33:14","date_gmt":"2005-04-26T02:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/04\/25\/anybody-who-uses-the-word-feminazi-will-be-sentenced-to-tour-auschwitz\/"},"modified":"2005-04-25T19:33:14","modified_gmt":"2005-04-26T02:33:14","slug":"anybody-who-uses-the-word-feminazi-will-be-sentenced-to-tour-auschwitz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=1504","title":{"rendered":"Anybody who uses the word &#039;feminazi&#039; will be sentenced to tour Auschwitz."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ginmar writes up <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/ginmar\/426366.html\">a possible draft of the Liberal Feminist Conspiracy Agenda<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And I guess she found it fun to write it once, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/ginmar\/426703.html\">because then she wrote it again<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Both versions cracked me up. Here&#8217;s a small sample:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>13. Use the word &#8216;she&#8217; instead of &#8216;he&#8217; all the time. See how that feels. Also? Try using the word &#8216;enclosure&#8217; instead of &#8216;penetration&#8217; and see how that rocks your world. Try &#8216;womankind&#8217; isntead of mankind. Cope. God knows, we have.<\/p>\n<p>14. Loud car stereos will be outlawed and offenders will get their stereo confiscated. Then they will have to bag up all the leaves in my yard as punishment.<\/p>\n<p>15. Abstinence only will become the fate of repressive twits.<\/p>\n<p>16. Divorce will become easier to do. Marriage will be harder to do, and will require classes.<\/p>\n<p>17. For a few years, you get to deal with having 520 female members of Congress deciding your fate and see how you like it.<\/p>\n<p>18. School teachers will get combat pay.<\/p>\n<p>19. Nice guys will no longer be able to self-identify. There will be standardized tests. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There&#8217;s lots more &#8211; you should go read both posts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ginmar writes up a possible draft of the Liberal Feminist Conspiracy Agenda. And I guess she found it fun to write it once, because then she wrote it again. Both versions cracked me up. Here&#8217;s a small sample: 13. Use &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=1504\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feminism-sexism-etc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}