{"id":1554,"date":"2005-05-16T19:50:47","date_gmt":"2005-05-17T02:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/16\/monday-baby-blogging-sydney-learns-to-be-a-housewife\/"},"modified":"2005-05-16T19:50:47","modified_gmt":"2005-05-17T02:50:47","slug":"monday-baby-blogging-sydney-learns-to-be-a-housewife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=1554","title":{"rendered":"Monday Baby Blogging:  Illegal Child Labor Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Sydney is around 19 months old now. Long past time she learned something about her proper gender role in life! And what better way to start than with housework?<\/p>\n<p>First, we learned how to do the dishes&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/images\/sydney-dishwasher.jpg'  class='centered' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>Next, how to mop (and boy, our kitchen floor needs it!).<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/images\/sydney_mopping88.jpg'  class='centered' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>And, of course, emptying the litter box. Maybe now the cats will like Sydney! (Right now, the cats tend to flee in terror every time Syndey approaches &#8211; they&#8217;ve had that &#8216;tude ever since she learned to walk.)<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/images\/sydneydishwasher01.jpg'  class='centered' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>Doing all that hard housework made Syndey tired!<\/p>\n<p>In fact, she just snoozed right off in the middle of sweeping Charles&#8217; carpet. What a lazy good-for-nothing, huh? When she wakes up I&#8217;ll give her a good talking to.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/images\/sydney_sweeping04.jpg' class='centered' alt='' \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Sydney is around 19 months old now. Long past time she learned something about her proper gender role in life! And what better way to start than with housework? First, we learned how to do the dishes&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-kid-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}