{"id":1616,"date":"2005-06-10T02:24:34","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T09:24:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/06\/09\/well-if-hetero-folks-werent-so-flaming\/"},"modified":"2005-06-10T02:24:34","modified_gmt":"2005-06-10T09:24:34","slug":"well-if-hetero-folks-werent-so-flaming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=1616","title":{"rendered":"Well maybe if hetero people didn't act so flamin' straight…!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Via Culture Kitchen<\/a><\/strong>, with more commentary from Amanda at Pandagon.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

FOR THE STRAIGHT FOLKS WHO DON’T MIND GAYS BUT WISH THEY WEREN’T SO BLATANT <\/strong><\/p>\n

You know, some people got a lot of nerve.
\nSometimes I don’t believe the things I see and hear.<\/p>\n

Have you met the woman who’s shocked by two women kissing and in the same breath, tells you she is pregnant?
\nBUT gays, shouldn’t be so blatant.<\/p>\n

Or this straight couple sits next to you in a movie and you can’t hear the dialogue because of the sound effects.
\nBUT gays shouldn’t be so blatant.<\/p>\n

And the woman in your office spends and entire lunch hour talking about her new bikini drawers and how much her husband likes them.
\nBUT gays shouldn’t be so blatant.<\/p>\n

Or the “hip” chick in your class rattling like a mile a minute while you’re trying to get stoned in the john, about the camping trip she took with her musician boyfriend.
\nBUT gays shouldn’t be so blatant.<\/p>\n

You go in a public bathroom and all over the walls there’s John loves Mary, Janice digs Richard, Pepe loves Delores, etc., etc.
\nBUT gays shouldn’t be so blatant.<\/p>\n

Or your go to an amusement park and there’s a tunnel of love and pictures of straights painted on the front and grinning couples are coming in and out.
\nBUT gays shouldn’t be so blatant.<\/p>\n

Fact is, blatant heterosexuals are all over the place. Supermarkets, movies, on your job, in church, in books, on television every day day and night, every place-even- in gay bars and they want gay men and woman to go and hide in the closet.<\/p>\n

So to you straight folks I say, “Sure, I’ll go if you go too”
\nBUT I’m polite so, after you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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