{"id":16636,"date":"2013-01-23T10:25:26","date_gmt":"2013-01-23T18:25:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slowpokecomics.com\/blog\/?p=1042"},"modified":"2013-01-23T10:25:26","modified_gmt":"2013-01-23T18:25:26","slug":"lance%e2%80%99s-harsh-landing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=16636","title":{"rendered":"Lance\u2019s Harsh Landing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.slowpokecomics.com\/strips\/lance-armstrong.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"Lance's Harsh Landing\" src=\"http:\/\/www.slowpokecomics.com\/strips\/lance-armstrong.png\" alt=\"cartoon about Lance Armstrong\" width=\"200\" \/><\/a>I highly doubt that Lance Armstrong will need to apply for  demoralizing low-wage work to make ends meet. Dude could live quite  handsomely off the value of his real estate holdings alone. But it&#8217;s a  nice fantasy. The thing that really bothers me about Armstrong is not so  much the doping, since pretty much everyone seems to have been doing  that, but rather the way he made life hell for people who told the truth  about him.<\/p>\n<p>While doing this strip, I noticed that drawing Lance is oddly like drawing his fellow Texan George W. Bush.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I highly doubt that Lance Armstrong will need to apply for  demoralizing low-wage work to make ends meet. Dude could live quite  handsomely off the value of his real estate holdings alone. But it&#8217;s a  nice fantasy. The thing that really bothers me about Armstrong is not so  much the doping, [&#8230;] <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=16636\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[128],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-syndicated-feeds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}