{"id":17812,"date":"2013-11-04T13:23:32","date_gmt":"2013-11-04T21:23:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=17812"},"modified":"2013-11-04T13:45:48","modified_gmt":"2013-11-04T21:45:48","slug":"i-have-a-question-for-yall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=17812","title":{"rendered":"I have a question for y&#8217;all."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obis\/2305565992\/\" title=\"old bottles by Ryan Opaz, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3066\/2305565992_0ef7739e86.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"326\" alt=\"old bottles\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>But first, some context.<\/p>\n<p>1. Dropped silverware in our plastic-tubbed dishwasher leads to a heating coil being out of place, which in turn leads to a huge hole in the bottom of the tub, which leads us to buy a new, steel-tubbed dishwasher.<\/p>\n<p>2. To install the new dishwasher, installation dude needs space under kitchen sink emptied of all bottles and other under-sink residents. So I need a big cardboard box.<\/p>\n<p>3. Searching through storage, Charles finds a good box for the purpose high on a shelf. It&#8217;s a large Mike&#8217;s Hard Lemonade box that is mostly, not not entirely, empty.<\/p>\n<p>4. Which leads me to my question. Are unopened bottles of Mike&#8217;s Hard Lemonade from 2009 still good?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But first, some context. 1. Dropped silverware in our plastic-tubbed dishwasher leads to a heating coil being out of place, which in turn leads to a huge hole in the bottom of the tub, which leads us to buy a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=17812\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-about-the-bloggers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17812"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17814,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17812\/revisions\/17814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}