{"id":1828,"date":"2005-09-05T11:25:10","date_gmt":"2005-09-05T18:25:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/09\/05\/monday-baby-blogging-sydney-eats-cheesecake-with-a-fork\/"},"modified":"2005-09-05T11:25:10","modified_gmt":"2005-09-05T18:25:10","slug":"monday-baby-blogging-sydney-eats-cheesecake-with-a-fork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=1828","title":{"rendered":"Monday Baby Blogging: Sydney Eats Cheesecake With A Fork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sydney&#8217;s vocabulary tends to reflect what she thinks is important in the world around her: &#8220;Cake&#8221; is a word she says very clearly indeed.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/images\/sydney_cheesecake01.jpg\" alt=\"Sydney stretches... she can almost reach it...\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t you hate it when cheesecake isn&#8217;t served fast enough? Sydney decides to get pro-active.<\/p>\n<p>(Out of mercy for folks with slow connections, the rest of this entry is below the fold).<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/images\/sydney_cheesecake02.jpg\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n<p>After the cheesecake is served, Sydney notices that there are two pieces of cheesecake in front of her&#8230; one for her and appallingly, one for someone who <em>isn&#8217;t<\/em> her!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/images\/sydney_cheesecake03.jpg\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And, once again, Sydney gets pro-active in solving this terrible injustice.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/images\/sydney_cheesecake04.jpg\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It takes a very careful hand&#8230; position the cake <em>on <\/em>the fork&#8230; steady, steady&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/images\/sydney_cheesecake05.jpg\" class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Success!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sydney&#8217;s vocabulary tends to reflect what she thinks is important in the world around her: &#8220;Cake&#8221; is a word she says very clearly indeed. Don&#8217;t you hate it when cheesecake isn&#8217;t served fast enough? Sydney decides to get pro-active. (Out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=1828\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-kid-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}