{"id":18895,"date":"2014-07-17T23:40:48","date_gmt":"2014-07-18T06:40:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=18895"},"modified":"2014-07-17T23:40:48","modified_gmt":"2014-07-18T06:40:48","slug":"cartoon-global-warming-cant-be-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=18895","title":{"rendered":"Cartoon: Global Warming Can&#8217;t Be Real"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/leftycartoons.com\/global-warming-cant-be-real\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/global-warming-planet-590.jpg\" alt=\"global-warming-planet-590\" width=\"590\" height=\"571\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-18896\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>TRANSCRIPT<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Panel 1 <\/strong><br \/>\nThe image shows a businessman wearing a jacket and tie and standing on a tiny planet Earth. He is angrily lecturing. In the background we see outer space.<br \/>\n<strong>MAN<\/strong>: Global warming can&#8217;t be real. Because if it IS real, then profit isn&#8217;t always right.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Panel 2 <\/strong><br \/>\nThe planet is melting away under him, and he looks nervous.<br \/>\n<strong>MAN<\/strong>: Plus, after so many years of calling it a hoax, it would be humiliating to admit global warming is real. WE CAN&#8217;T LET AL GORE WIN!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Panel 3 <\/strong><br \/>\nThe Earth continues melting away. Only a thin sliver of the planet is left, and the man clings to it desperately.<br \/>\n<strong>MAN<\/strong>: East coast elites made up global warming because they hate the American way of life! The only &#8220;crisis&#8221; is the government trying to take control!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Panel 4<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Earth is gone. The man is gone. We are looking at empty space.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TRANSCRIPT Panel 1 The image shows a businessman wearing a jacket and tie and standing on a tiny planet Earth. He is angrily lecturing. In the background we see outer space. MAN: Global warming can&#8217;t be real. Because if it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=18895\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,102,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartooning-comics","category-conservative-zaniness-right-wingers-etc","category-environmental-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18895"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18897,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18895\/revisions\/18897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}