{"id":1961,"date":"2005-11-18T04:32:08","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T11:32:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/11\/18\/lesser-known-holidays\/"},"modified":"2005-11-18T04:32:08","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T11:32:08","slug":"lesser-known-holidays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=1961","title":{"rendered":"Lesser Known Holidays"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>You should also have big handfuls of the glitter bunched up in your fists and wads of confetti stuffed in your coat as long as it has an elastic waistline to hold it all in. This way, when the bus smacks into you&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/girlsarepretty.com\/2005_11_01_girlsarepretty_archive.html#113172161837856228\">Read the rest.<\/a>  Hat tip: <a href=\"http:\/\/trueancestor.typepad.com\/true_ancestor\/2005\/11\/the_brilliant_a.html\">True Ancestor<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And when you&#8217;re done celebrating that holiday, you can start making plans for next year&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blueoregon.com\/2005\/11\/happy_exploding.html\">exploding whale day<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You should also have big handfuls of the glitter bunched up in your fists and wads of confetti stuffed in your coat as long as it has an elastic waistline to hold it all in. This way, when the bus &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=1961\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1961"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1961\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}