{"id":20189,"date":"2015-08-22T11:23:12","date_gmt":"2015-08-22T18:23:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=20189"},"modified":"2015-08-22T11:40:30","modified_gmt":"2015-08-22T18:40:30","slug":"wtf-new-york-post-rape-jokes-always-suck-even-about-child-molesters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=20189","title":{"rendered":"WTF, New York Post? Why Are You Advocating Rape?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So famous dieter and Subway spokesman <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2015\/08\/19\/us\/subway-jared-fogle-charges\/\">Jared Fogle has admitted<\/a> to paying minors for sex (which is, as I understand it, statutory rape) and having child pornography, and will spend between five and thirteen years in prison, as well as paying restitution of $100,000 each to 14 identified victims.<\/p>\n<p>This is the New York Post&#8217;s headline: &#8220;Enjoy A Foot Long In Jail.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/jared-nypost.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-20190\" src=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/jared-nypost-590x661.jpg\" alt=\"jared-nypost\" width=\"590\" height=\"661\" srcset=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/jared-nypost-590x661.jpg 590w, https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/jared-nypost-300x336.jpg 300w, https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/jared-nypost.jpg 650w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 590px) 100vw, 590px\" \/><\/a>WTF, New York Post? What the fucking fuck?<\/p>\n<p>Rape jokes about prisoners (and usually about male prisoners) are commonplace and disgusting. And it&#8217;s notable that they often don&#8217;t just joke about rape, but implicitly <em>endorse <\/em>rape. This headline isn&#8217;t merely joking about rape happening, it&#8217;s <em>eagerly hoping<\/em> for rape to happen. It&#8217;s approving of rape as a form of punishment.<\/p>\n<p>(It&#8217;s also unoriginal and trite &#8211; it&#8217;s a joke that thousands of Twitter users and schoolyard wits made before the Post did &#8211; but the triteness doesn&#8217;t bother me.)<\/p>\n<p>What Fogle did was evil and inexcusable. But if he is raped in prison, that would also be evil and inexcusable. It&#8217;s not complicated.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a handful of related links:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/tv\/obama-to-entertainers-stop-making-jokes-about-prison-rape\/\">Obama: We Need to Stop Making Jokes About Prison Rape | Mediaite<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.advocate.com\/op-ed\/2012\/05\/18\/rape-should-not-part-penalty-prisoners\">Rape Should Not Part of the Penalty for Prisoners | Advocate.com<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/articles\/4fb0543fcc\/top-10-alternatives-to-today-s-ny-post-headline?_cc=S3d___&amp;_ccid=9c55ph.nqscsl\">Top 10 Alternatives to Today&#8217;s NY Post Headline<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/digiday.com\/publishers\/new-york-post-cover-blasted-tasteless-jared-fogle-joke\/\">New York Post cover blasted over tasteless Jared Fogle &#8216;joke&#8217; &#8211; Digiday<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vice.com\/read\/how-jared-fogle-will-get-treated-in-prison-820?utm_source=vicetwitterus\">We Asked Prison Inmates How Jared Fogle Will Get Treated Behind Bars | VICE | United States<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2015\/08\/20\/stop_the_jared_fogle_footlong_jokes_why_do_we_still_find_prison_rape_acceptable_let_alone_funny\/\">Stop the Jared Fogle \u201cfootlong\u201d jokes: Why do we still find prison rape acceptable, let alone funny? &#8211; Salon.com<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/opinion\/jared-fogle-subway-treating-pedophiles\/\">The New York Post&#8217;s Subway Jared rape joke is awful\u2014but not just for the reason you think<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So famous dieter and Subway spokesman Jared Fogle has admitted to paying minors for sex (which is, as I understand it, statutory rape) and having child pornography, and will spend between five and thirteen years in prison, as well as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=20189\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[126,96,107],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prisoner-rape","category-rape-intimate-violence-related-issues","category-sexism-hurts-men"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20189"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20196,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20189\/revisions\/20196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}