{"id":2094,"date":"2002-10-16T14:07:31","date_gmt":"2002-10-16T21:07:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=2094"},"modified":"2002-10-16T14:07:31","modified_gmt":"2002-10-16T21:07:31","slug":"welcome-someone-robert-andersen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=2094","title":{"rendered":"Welcome, Someone Robert Andersen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><font size=\"+2\" color=\"#CB344A\"><em>Huzzah!<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><em><font size=\"+2\" color=\"#CB344A\">Hooray!<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"+2\" color=\"#CB344A\">As of about an hour ago &#8212;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"+3\" color=\"#CB344A\"><em>I am an <strong><font size=\"+4\">Uncle!!!!<\/font><\/strong><\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"+1\" color=\"#CB344A\">Although they&#8217;re obviously a bit too busy to be reading my stupid blog right about now&#8230; still, congratulations to my wonderful, beautiful, smart sister and to my also wonderful, beautiful and smart brother-in-law.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"+1\" color=\"#CB344A\">Unfortunately, since I&#8217;m working off of a very poor-quality phone message my Dad left me, I don&#8217;t have many details. But I can say that my sister is fine, the kid is a healthy boy, and although I couldn&#8217;t make out his first name his middle name is &quot;Robert.&quot;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"+1\" color=\"#CB344A\">I am soooo happy right now, I&#8217;m giggling at myself.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"+1\" color=\"#CB344A\"><strong><em><font size=\"+4\">YAY!<\/font><\/em><\/strong><\/font> <\/center><a style=\"text-decoration:none\" href=\"\/index.php?p=order-36-hour-viagra\">.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Huzzah! Hooray! As of about an hour ago &#8212; I am an Uncle!!!! Although they&#8217;re obviously a bit too busy to be reading my stupid blog right about now&#8230; still, congratulations to my wonderful, beautiful, smart sister and to my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=2094\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-kid-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2094"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2094\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}