{"id":21359,"date":"2016-03-15T10:39:42","date_gmt":"2016-03-15T17:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rachelswirsky.com\/?p=879"},"modified":"2016-03-15T10:39:42","modified_gmt":"2016-03-15T17:39:42","slug":"the-most-annoying-strawberry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=21359","title":{"rendered":"The most annoying strawberry."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/annoying-strawberry.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-880\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-880 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/annoying-strawberry.png?resize=300%2C278\" alt=\"annoying strawberry\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/annoying-strawberry.png?resize=300%2C278 300w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/annoying-strawberry.png?resize=324%2C300 324w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/annoying-strawberry.png?w=671 671w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Strawberry: &#8220;Why so blue?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Drawn with my finger, in a Pictionary-like program I used to have on my iPad.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I give no apologies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Strawberry: &ldquo;Why so blue?&rdquo; Drawn with my finger, in a Pictionary-like program I used to have on my iPad. I give no apologies. <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=21359\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[251],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drawing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21359"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21360,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21359\/revisions\/21360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}