{"id":21773,"date":"2016-05-09T11:34:19","date_gmt":"2016-05-09T18:34:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rachelswirsky.com\/?p=1469"},"modified":"2016-05-09T11:34:19","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T18:34:19","slug":"in-which-my-migraine-reveals-itself-as-duplicitous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=21773","title":{"rendered":"In which my migraine reveals itself as duplicitous"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My intention to catch up on work this weekend was scuttled by a migraine.<\/p>\n<p>ME: I&#8217;m going to catch up on work.<\/p>\n<p>MIGRAINE: Okay, that sounds fine. I&#8217;ve been on break for a few days anyway; I&#8217;ll just go grab drinks at the pool bar.<\/p>\n<p>ME: Cool.<\/p>\n<p>ME: Okay, it&#8217;s Saturday, so I&#8217;m going to start working on&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>MIGRAINE: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! PSYCH!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/hyperbole-and-a-half-pain-chart.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1470\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1470\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/hyperbole-and-a-half-pain-chart.png?resize=300%2C75\" alt=\"hyperbole and a half pain chart\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/hyperbole-and-a-half-pain-chart.png?resize=300%2C75 300w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/hyperbole-and-a-half-pain-chart.png?resize=500%2C125 500w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/hyperbole-and-a-half-pain-chart.png?w=640 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/hypberole-and-a-hal-pain-chart-two.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1471\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1471\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/hypberole-and-a-hal-pain-chart-two.png?resize=300%2C75\" alt=\"hypberole and a hal pain chart two\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/hypberole-and-a-hal-pain-chart-two.png?resize=300%2C75 300w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/hypberole-and-a-hal-pain-chart-two.png?resize=500%2C125 500w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/hypberole-and-a-hal-pain-chart-two.png?w=640 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(On the <a href=\"http:\/\/hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com\/2010\/02\/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html\">Hyperbole and a Half pain chart<\/a>, it was really only a 6 or 7, which pain meds got down to a 3 or 4. I appreciate the pain help, but it&#8217;s still hard to work through.)<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah.\u00a0Quick update:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/that-i-mentioned-5388950\">If You Were a Butt, My Butt<\/a>&#8221; is at $259! That means a prose version and an audio version. (If you&#8217;re not sure what I&#8217;m talking about, try the link.)<\/p>\n<p>At $300, I will add $100 of my own to go to Lyon-Martin&#8217;s LGBTQ health services. If people don&#8217;t know why Lyon-Martin was my choice, it&#8217;s because this year&#8217;s Hugo ballot is being used to harass both me (along with other individuals)\u00a0and the LGBTQ community at large,\u00a0with a subtle lemon twist of transphobia. Supporting L-M seems like a fitting response to hate.<\/p>\n<p>I hope people will <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/user?u=236743&amp;ty=h\">help put it over the edge<\/a> and force me to pony up!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My intention to catch up on work this weekend was scuttled by a migraine. ME: I&rsquo;m going to catch up on work. MIGRAINE: Okay, that sounds fine. I&rsquo;ve been on break for a few days anyway; I&rsquo;ll just go grab &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/rachelswirsky.com\/2016\/05\/in-which-my-migraine-reveals-itself-as-duplicitous\/\">Continue reading <span>&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=21773\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[148],"class_list":["post-21773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21773"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21774,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21773\/revisions\/21774"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}