{"id":2190,"date":"2006-03-23T05:17:02","date_gmt":"2006-03-23T12:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=2190"},"modified":"2006-03-23T05:17:02","modified_gmt":"2006-03-23T12:17:02","slug":"why-liberals-or-leftists-or-socialists-or-anarchists-dont-make-better-lovers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=2190","title":{"rendered":"Why liberals (or leftists, or socialists or anarchists) don't make better lovers"},"content":{"rendered":"

An anonymous writer from GQ<\/a> made a list of the top 10 reasons Republicans were better in bed (David Farrar<\/a> got quite excited). Ann from Feministing<\/a> replied with a list of top 10 reasons liberals were better in bed. Here’s #5:<\/p>\n

5. Foreplay. Liberal men are so intellectually sexy that everything is foreplay. Republicans might get started in the cab after dinner, but the liberal man’s in-depth knowledge of (and vehement opposition to) various state-level abortion restrictions has got me all hot and bothered before we’ve ordered our entrees. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

While this made me chuckle (and in a personal sense it’s not inaccuarte). I also found some of the comments at Pandagon<\/a> very amusing.<\/p>\n

But I kept on coming back to ‘but….’, I can’t accept this argument even as a joke.<\/p>\n

I’ve known left-wing men who couldn’t grasp the radical notion that women were people. I’ve known left-wing men who treated women as objects for their conquest. I’ve known women who were raped by left-wing men. I’ve known women who were beaten by their left-wing boyfriends.<\/p>\n

I wish that wasn’t true. I wish that you could know that once a guy knew how to talk like he thought a woman’s body was her own, you could trust him. I wish I could . But unfortunately it’s not true, and I think it’s foolish and dangerous to pretend that it is.<\/p>\n

Also posted on My blog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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