{"id":22037,"date":"2016-07-15T07:00:52","date_gmt":"2016-07-15T14:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rachelswirsky.com\/?p=1282"},"modified":"2016-07-15T07:00:52","modified_gmt":"2016-07-15T14:00:52","slug":"friday-read-useless-things-by-maureen-mchugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=22037","title":{"rendered":"Friday Read! \u201cUseless Things\u201d by Maureen McHugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.apex-magazine.com\/useless-things\/\">Useless Things<\/a>&#8221; by Maureen McHugh:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Sleeping_baby_doll_Mus%C3%A9e_du_jouet_de_Colmar.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1283\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-1283 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rachelswirsky.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Sleeping_baby_doll_Mus%C3%A9e_du_jouet_de_Colmar.jpg?resize=300%2C204\" alt=\"Sleeping_baby_doll,_Mus\u00e9e_du_jouet_de_Colmar\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>I wake at night sometimes now, thinking someone is in my house. Abby sleeps on the other side of the bed, and Hudson sleeps on the floor. Where I live it is brutally dark at night, unless there\u2019s a moon\u2014no one wastes power on lights at night. My house is small, two bedrooms, a kitchen and a family room. I lean over and shake Hudson on the floor, wake him up. \u201cWho\u2019s here?\u201d I whisper. Abby sits up, but neither of them hears anything. They pad down the hall with me into the dark front room, and I peer through the window into the shadowy back lot. I wait for them to bark.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Many a night, I don\u2019t go back to sleep.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But the man at my door this morning weeds my garden and accepts my bowl of soup and some flour tortillas. He thanks me gravely. He picks up his phone, charging off my system, and shows me a photo of a woman and a child. \u201cMy wife and baby,\u201d he says. I nod. I don\u2019t particularly want to know about his wife and baby, but I can\u2019t be rude.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I finish assembling the doll I am working on. I\u2019ve painted her, assembled all the parts, and hand rooted all her hair. She is rather cuter than I like. Customers can mix and match parts off of my website\u2014this face with the eye color of their choice, hands curled one way or another. A mix-and-match doll costs about what the migrant will make in two weeks. A few customers want custom dolls and send images to match. Add a zero to the cost.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I am dressing the doll when Abby leaps up, happily roo-rooing. I start, standing, and drop the doll dangling in my hand by one unshod foot.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>It hits the floor head first with a thump, and the man gasps in horror.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cIt\u2019s a doll,\u201d I say.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apex-magazine.com\/useless-things\/\">here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Useless Things&rdquo; by Maureen McHugh: I wake at night sometimes now, thinking someone is in my house. Abby sleeps on the other side of the bed, and Hudson sleeps on the floor. Where I live it is brutally dark at &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/rachelswirsky.com\/2016\/07\/friday-read-useless-things-by-maureen-mchugh\/\">Continue reading <span>&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=22037\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recommended-reading"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22037"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22038,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22037\/revisions\/22038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}