{"id":22300,"date":"2016-09-22T09:58:12","date_gmt":"2016-09-22T16:58:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=22300"},"modified":"2016-09-22T09:58:12","modified_gmt":"2016-09-22T16:58:12","slug":"cartoon-unions-are-imperfect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=22300","title":{"rendered":"Cartoon: Unions Are Imperfect"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Panel 1
\nTwo angry-looking men are talking to each other in a house. A window in the background lets us see that it’s snowing outside. One of the men is wearing glasses, suspenders and a striped necktie; the other man is wearing a bowtie and smacks his fist into his palm.<\/p>\n

GLASSES: I just realized: Unions are imperfect!
\nBOWTIE: Then let’s get rid of unions!<\/p>\n

Panel 2
\nSame scene. Glasses is looking down at his clothing with an expression of distress; Bowtie is yellling.<\/p>\n

GLASSES: These clothes aren’t perfect either!
\nBOWTIE: We’ll get rid of them too!<\/p>\n

Panel 3
\nSame scene, but now the guys are naked (“censor bars” have appeared in front of their naughty bits). Glasses is looking around at the room, and Bowtie is holding a can of gasoline. <\/p>\n

GLASSES: Hey, our house isn’t perfect!
\nBOWTIE: Burn it down!<\/p>\n

Panel 4<\/p>\n

Still naked, Glasses and Bowtie are now standing out in the show, shivering and looking sad. In the background, we can see their house burning down.<\/p>\n

GLASSES: I just r-realized: Something imperfect can st-still be c-c-crucial.
\nBOWTIE: Y-y-ya think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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