{"id":22992,"date":"2017-05-01T00:32:13","date_gmt":"2017-05-01T07:32:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=22992"},"modified":"2017-05-01T00:52:38","modified_gmt":"2017-05-01T07:52:38","slug":"cartoon-hiring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=22992","title":{"rendered":"Cartoon: Hiring"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"hiring\"<\/a><\/p>\n

If you enjoy these cartoons, please support them on Patreon<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

Transcript of cartoon:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Panel 1 <\/strong><\/p>\n

The panel shows two white men; one is wearing a turtleneck shirt, the other is wearing a necktie with a sweatervest. Both are balding, but Sweatervest’s hair is neatly cut while Turtleneck’s hair looks roughly close-cropped.<\/p>\n

Sweatervest is seated behind a desk, and is calm. Turtleneck, looking more intense, is scooting his chair forward to talk more closely at Sweatervest.<\/p>\n

TURTLENECK: Shhh! If you listen very carefully, you can hear the tiny grad students hiding in our ear canals.
\nSWEATERVEST: That’s not for us.<\/p>\n

Panel 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

Turtleneck has gotten out of his seat entirely and is leaning forward so far his chin almost hits the desk. He’s yelling. Sweatervest remains calm, and has barely moved.<\/p>\n

TURTLENECK: Dogs bark in a code that only the North Koreans understand! Woof! WOOF! (Are you listening, Kim?)<\/p>\n

SWEATERVEST: Thanks for coming in, but…<\/p>\n

Panel 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

Eyes and mouth bulging open, Turtleneck makes such a big sweeping gesture that he kicks over his chair without noticing. Sweatervest has stood up, smiling, and is offering a handshake.<\/p>\n

TURTLENECK: Climate change is a HOAX!
\nSWEATERVEST: When can you start?<\/p>\n

CAPTION: One day at the New York Times<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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