{"id":23565,"date":"2017-11-14T13:08:19","date_gmt":"2017-11-14T21:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=23565"},"modified":"2024-09-29T22:19:36","modified_gmt":"2024-09-30T05:19:36","slug":"cartoon-if-global-warming-were-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=23565","title":{"rendered":"Cartoon: If Global Warming Were Real"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Transcript of cartoon<\/p>\n

Panel 1
\nA white man wearing a collared shirt and glasses, sitting at a desk. He’s typing furiously on a laptop. In front of the desk, a dog watches him adoringly. Behind the desk, there are two windows; outside, it is dark and pouring rain, and the trees lean in the wind.<\/p>\n

A caption tell us what he’s typing:<\/p>\n

CAPTION: “Global warming” is FAKE NEWS! If global warming were real,<\/p>\n

Panel 2
\nGlasses dude is looking out the window at the storm. Large objects – a boot, a coffee mug, a chair, a mailbox – fly by in the wind as the rain pours down.
\nGLASSES: Uh-oh! Not AGAIN! We’ve had so much extreme weather lately!<\/p>\n

Panel 3
\nGlasses dude, now with a backpack and carrying a duffel bag, splashes through puddles as he walks away from his house, the dog following him.
\nGLASSES: This is AWFUL! Come along, Arf Rand!
\nARF RAND: Arf!<\/p>\n

Panel 4
\nA far shot of a car driving uphill through the storm. Glasses dude’s word balloon comes from the car.
\nGLASSES: Get upland get upland get upland get upland get upland…<\/p>\n

Panel 5
\nHigh on a mountain, Glasses Dude has set up a tent. The sky is only partly cloudy here, and there’s no storm.
\nGLASSES: Phew! I think we’re safe here!
\nARF RAND: Arf!<\/p>\n

Panel 6
\nGlasses dude sits on the grass, next to Arf Rand, who is taking a snooze. Glasses dude is typing on his cell phone; a caption shows us what he’s typing.
\nCAPTION: As I was saying, if global warming WERE real, wouldn’t we see SOME sign of it?<\/p>\n

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