{"id":24088,"date":"2018-06-28T09:36:42","date_gmt":"2018-06-28T16:36:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=24088"},"modified":"2018-06-28T09:36:42","modified_gmt":"2018-06-28T16:36:42","slug":"cartoon-civility-zombies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=24088","title":{"rendered":"Cartoon: Civility Zombies"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Gretchen Koch and I were chatting on Twitter<\/a>, about if I should do a cartoon about the “civility” issue. Gretchen said “I think it\u2019s worth it, because as you said, it\u2019s perennial. The civility zombie, that is.” This comic strip immediately popped into my mind, and fortunately for me, Gretchen said she didn’t mind if I used the idea. Thanks, Gretchen!<\/p>\n

Also, thanks to Mandolin for suggesting the kicker panel!<\/p>\n

Drawing cute cartoon zombies is, as it turns out, a great deal of fun.<\/p>\n

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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON<\/p>\n

This is a four-panel cartoon.<\/p>\n

PANEL 1<\/p>\n

Two women, one with a ponytail, one with glasses, are in a house, near an open window. The woman with glasses looks angry and is holding a cell phone; the woman with the ponytail is reacting with panic.<\/p>\n

GLASSES: Have you read the news? $@@! the GOP!
\nPONYTAIL: Shh! Don’t say that!
\nDISTANT VOICE FROM OUTSIDE WINDOW: Civility.
\n(Note: Here and throughout the cartoon, the word “civility” is lettered in fonts designed to look like dripping blood.)<\/p>\n

PANEL 2<\/p>\n

Zombies appear in the window, looking like they might crawl into the house. They have rotting green flesh and each of them is raising a forefinger and waggling it.<\/p>\n

GLASSES: What’s happening?
\nPONYTAIL: It’s the civility zombies! They come whenever someone on the left is impolite! RUN!
\nZOMBIES: Civility! Civility…<\/p>\n

PANEL 3<\/p>\n

Glasses and Ponytail flee up a hillside, pursued by zombies. A zombie in the foreground look sstraight at the viewer.<\/p>\n

GLASSES: Can we shoot them?
\nPONYTAIL: That’s rude, which only makes them stronger! Plus, we’re liberals! We don’t have guns!
\nZOMBIES: Civility! Civility! Civility!<\/p>\n

PANEL 4<\/p>\n

Glasses and Ponytail have come to a stop, surrounded by zombies. Glasses looks frightened; Ponytail looks irritated.<\/p>\n

ZOMBIES: Civility! Civility!
\nGLASSES: So this is it? We’re going to die?
\nPONYTAIL: No, they’re completely toothless. But so<\/em> annoying!<\/p>\n

SMALL KICKER PANEL BELOW BOTTOM OF STRIP<\/p>\n

A man in a “MAGA” hat is grinning and talking at a zombie. The zombie has his back to the MAGA hat wearer, and makes a dismissive gesture with his hand.<\/p>\n

MAGA: Libtards! Cucks! Snowflakes!
\nZOMBIE (in blood-dripping lettering): Meh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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