{"id":24285,"date":"2018-09-21T01:47:01","date_gmt":"2018-09-21T08:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=24285"},"modified":"2018-09-21T01:47:01","modified_gmt":"2018-09-21T08:47:01","slug":"cartoon-he-would-never-do-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=24285","title":{"rendered":"Cartoon: HE would never do that!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON<\/p>\n

This cartoon has four panels, plus an additional tiny “kicker” panel below the bottom of the cartoon.<\/p>\n

PANEL 1<\/p>\n

Three people – a dark-haired woman in a skirt and blouse, a bald man with a tie, and a somewhat hipster-looking guy with a largish beard but no mustache, are walking through a park. The woman is in front; the two men are talking to each other.<\/p>\n

NECKTIE: Maybe she’s bitter because he didn’t call her the next day.
\nBEARD: She could be saying it for attention.<\/p>\n

PANEL 2
\nThe same three people walking; we can see the woman looks annoyed as she listens to the two men talk. Necktie is looking up into the air a bit and scratching his chin thoughtfully; Beard is enthusiastic.<\/p>\n

NECKTIE: Maybe she was drunk and imagined the whole thing.
\nBEARD: Yes! She could be delusional.<\/p>\n

PANEL 3
\nIn the foreground, a tire swing hangs from a tree branch, and there’s a stream. In the background, the same three people continue their walk. Teh woman looks really annoyed now; Necktie is holding his arms out in a declaratory fashion as he makes his point; Beard is holding up a forefinger to make a point.<\/p>\n

NECKTIE: Maybe she made the whole thing up in a jealous rage!
\nBEARD: It could be a conspiracy.<\/p>\n

PANEL 4
\nThe woman has stopped walking and turned back to address the two men. The two men are infuriated, yelling, Necktie actually jumping up and pointing.<\/p>\n

WOMAN: Maybe he raped her.
\nNECKTIE: HOW DARE YOU!?!
\nBEARD: THAT’S COMPLETELY IMPLAUSIBLE!<\/p>\n

KICKER PANEL
\nA small panel below the bottom the strip shows the three of them; the woman is rolling her eyes, Necktie is speaking a bit angrily, and Beard, looking a bit smug, makes a point.<\/p>\n

NECKTIE: It’s wrong to ruin someone’s life with unproven smears!
\nBEARD: Unless that someone is a woman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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