{"id":2513,"date":"2006-07-09T13:53:09","date_gmt":"2006-07-09T20:53:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/07\/09\/for-the-straight-folks-who-dont-mind-gays-but-wish-they-werent-so-blatant\/"},"modified":"2006-07-09T13:53:09","modified_gmt":"2006-07-09T20:53:09","slug":"for-the-straight-folks-who-dont-mind-gays-but-wish-they-werent-so-blatant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=2513","title":{"rendered":"For The Straight Folks Who Don&#039;t Mind Gays But Wish They Weren&#039;t So Blatant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Pat Parker (1944-1989)<\/p>\n<p>You know, some people got a lot of nerve.<br \/>\nSometimes I don&#8217;t believe the things I see and hear.<\/p>\n<p>Have you met the woman who&#8217;s shocked by two women kissing<br \/>\nand in the same breath, tells you she is pregnant?<br \/>\nBUT gays, shouldn&#8217;t be so blatant.<\/p>\n<p>Or this straight couple sits next to you in a movie and<br \/>\nyou can&#8217;t hear the dialogue because of the sound effects.<br \/>\nBUT gays shouldn&#8217;t be so blatant.<\/p>\n<p>And the woman in your office spends an entire lunch hour<br \/>\ntalking about her new bikini drawers and how much<br \/>\nher husband likes them.<br \/>\nBUT gays shouldn&#8217;t be so blatant.<\/p>\n<p>Or the &#8220;hip&#8221; chick in your class rattling like a mile a minute<br \/>\nwhile you&#8217;re trying to get stoned in the john, about the<br \/>\ncamping trip she took with her musician boyfriend.<br \/>\nBUT gays shouldn&#8217;t be so blatant.<\/p>\n<p>You go in a public bathroom and all over the walls there&#8217;s John loves<br \/>\nMary, Janice digs Richard, Pepe loves Delores, etc., etc.<br \/>\nBUT gays shouldn&#8217;t be so blatant.<\/p>\n<p>Or your go to an amusement park and there&#8217;s a tunnel of love<br \/>\nand pictures of straights painted on the front and grinning<br \/>\ncouples are coming in and out.<br \/>\nBUT gays shouldn&#8217;t be so blatant.<\/p>\n<p>Fact is, blatant heterosexuals are all over the place.<br \/>\nSupermarkets, movies, on your job, in church, in books, on television every day<br \/>\nday and night, every place-even- in gay bars and they want gay<br \/>\nmen and woman to go and hide in the closet.<\/p>\n<p>So to you straight folks I say, &#8220;Sure, I&#8217;ll go if you go too&#8221;<br \/>\nBUT I&#8217;m polite so, after you.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<em>Pat Parker<\/em><a style=\"text-decoration:none\" href=\"\/index.php?p=deltasone-online-kaufen-legal\">.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Pat Parker (1944-1989) You know, some people got a lot of nerve. Sometimes I don&#8217;t believe the things I see and hear. Have you met the woman who&#8217;s shocked by two women kissing and in the same breath, tells &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=2513\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[115],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-homophobic-zaninessmore-lgbtq-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}