{"id":25310,"date":"2019-10-09T07:26:28","date_gmt":"2019-10-09T14:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=25310"},"modified":"2019-10-09T07:26:28","modified_gmt":"2019-10-09T14:26:28","slug":"cartoon-top-ten-reasons-we-wont-abolish-i-c-e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=25310","title":{"rendered":"Cartoon: Top Ten Reasons We Won’t Abolish I.C.E."},"content":{"rendered":"

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I truly believe that I.C.E. is an agency that’s rotten to its core. Hardly a week goes by without reading about another I.C.E. abuse of power. Just a few headlines will make the point:<\/p>\n

Detained Immigrants Claim They Were Forced to Work Without Pay<\/a><\/p>\n

FBI Investigates Shooting of Undocumented Driver by ICE Agents in Tennessee<\/a><\/p>\n

100 Immigrants Pepper-Sprayed At Louisiana ICE Facility<\/a><\/p>\n

The U.S. will not provide vaccines for migrants \u2014 even after three migrant children have died in the past year from the flu.<\/a><\/p>\n

ICE Detention Center: We’re not responsible for staff sexually abusing migrants<\/a><\/p>\n

And those headlines are all from the last few months. I could list dozens more.<\/p>\n

And then there’s I.C.E.’s terrifying detention centers<\/a>, which seemingly exist to subject migrants to inhumane conditions, and which evoke memories of WW2 concentration camps.<\/p>\n

A former I.C.E. director<\/a> recently spoke to a member of Congress, in a Congressional hearing, with the disdain of someone who thinks he shouldn’t be answerable to elected officials. \u00a0The entire culture of I.C.E. is corrupt; they see themselves as above the law and above human rights. I don’t think they can be reformed, only disbanded and replaced with a new agency – one that is not a subsidiary of the Department of Homeland Security.<\/p>\n

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This strip took forever<\/em>. I actually had the strip entirely penciled when I decided I wasn’t happy with it, and ended up throwing out and replacing four entire panels.<\/p>\n

But I’m pretty happy with how it came out. Drawing Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern in their “Home Alone” roles was especially fun – often I find drawing caricatures to be a struggle, but these guys came out easily. \u00a0The close-up of the man panicking about migrant invasions was also a lot of fun to draw. The uniforms in panel one weren’t fun to draw – I’m not a big uniforms buff – but it made me feel like I was Matt Bors or something (Bors is great at drawing uniforms).<\/p>\n

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Oh, and one more headline, in case you’re looking for a place to donate:<\/p>\n

How to donate to help migrant children and families at the border<\/a><\/p>\n

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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON<\/strong><\/p>\n

This cartoon has a big title panel at the top, followed by ten smaller panels.<\/p>\n

TITLE PANEL<\/strong><\/p>\n

The title panel has a drawing of a close-up on a chain-link fence. Behind the fence, but still readable, are the words “Top Ten Reasons We Won’t Abolish…” And then, in larger, rougher lettering in front of the fence, the sentence continues: “I.C.E.”<\/p>\n

PANEL 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

In the center, a man wearing an I.C.E. uniform – including bulletproof vest and a hard helmet – is smiling and holding an “aw, shucks” kind of pose, with a hand held on one cheek in an embarrassed fashion. Behind him, two other men – one dressed like a right-wing protester looking for a fight, with protective vest and camo pants, and a MAGA hat, and the other wearing a Nazi uniform – early praise him.<\/p>\n

MAGA HAT DUDE: Because those I.C.E. uniforms look sharp!<\/p>\n

I.C.E. DUDE: Aw, gosh. Thanks, guys!<\/p>\n

NAZI: You can’t spell “nice” without I.C.E.!<\/p>\n

PANEL 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

A conservatively-dressed (jacket and tie) man, sitting behind a desk, speaks to the viewer, spreading his arms, palms up, in a “let’s not go crazy” sort of gesture.<\/p>\n

MAN: “Abolish” is an extreme position, and if we’re extremist in protecting human rights, aren’t we just as bad as the extremists abusing human rights?<\/p>\n

PANEL 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

A woman in a striped shirt and a puffy jacket speaks to the viewer. Behind her, a darker-skinned person wearing a knit cap, a big jacket, and a skirt sardonically comments.<\/p>\n

WOMAN: I.C.E. provides paychecks to thousands of vicious racist goons! Where else could those people go?<\/p>\n

KNIT HAT: Police?<\/p>\n

PANEL 4<\/strong><\/p>\n

In an extremely close close-up, a white man speaks to the viewer, lips contracted in fear, eyes incredibly wide, holding his hands to his face like the kid on the poster for “Home Alone.” His word balloon is drawn with shaky lines.<\/p>\n

MAN: Because the b-b-brown people are invading and they’re g-going to replace us and soon there’ll be no white people left in America!<\/p>\n

PANEL 5<\/strong><\/p>\n

A man and a woman talk in a park; the man looks angry.<\/p>\n

MAN: Getting rid of I.C.E. means open borders!<\/p>\n

WOMAN: But in 2000, before I.C.E. existed, borders weren’t-<\/p>\n

MAN: DON’T DEFLECT ME WITH FACTS!<\/p>\n

PANEL 6<\/strong><\/p>\n

The robber characters from the movie “Home Alone” stand smiling at the viewer. The shorter robber, who was played by Joe Pesci, speaks.<\/p>\n

ROBBER: If the Home Alone movies taught us anything, it’s that children being left alone because I.C.E. snatched up their parents is wacky fun!<\/p>\n

PANEL 7<\/strong><\/p>\n

A woman speaks to the viewer from behind a chain-link fence. She’s calm but sad, and she’s hooked the fingers of one hand through the chain links.<\/p>\n

WOMAN: Because a lot of people think “never again” was only a suggestion.<\/p>\n

PANEL 8<\/p>\n

George Washington and Thomas Jefferson speak; Jefferson has both fists raised above his head in a “frat boy celebrating” like gesture.<\/p>\n

WASHINGTON: Because forced labor performed by brown people trapped in inhumane conditions is what America’s all about! Right, Thomas?<\/p>\n

JEFFERSON: Hell yeah, George!<\/p>\n

PANEL 9<\/strong><\/p>\n

Two men are standing in front of a stone wall, talking. The first man, who is white, is making an expansive “oh, come on!” gesture; the second man, who appears Latino, has his arms crossed and is speaking cheerfully.<\/p>\n

WHITE MAN: \u00a0Because if we “cancel” I.C.E. for inhumane treatment, where does it end? Do we cancel the border patrol? Private prisons?<\/p>\n

LATINO: I can live with that.<\/p>\n

PANEL 10<\/strong><\/p>\n

A woman sits in the middle of her bed. The shot is a bit distant and from above, making her look small and lonely. (Or so the cartoonist hoped.)<\/p>\n

WOMAN: Abolishing I.C.E. would be really hard and the whole issue is such a bummer. So instead, I’ll sit home and quietly loathe myself. Cool?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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