{"id":25488,"date":"2019-12-19T12:50:49","date_gmt":"2019-12-19T20:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rachelswirsky.com\/?p=2400"},"modified":"2019-12-19T12:50:49","modified_gmt":"2019-12-19T20:50:49","slug":"check-out-the-problem-with-my-dachshund-on-guernica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=25488","title":{"rendered":"Check Out \u201cThe Problem with My Dachshund\u201d on Guernica!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u201cThe problem with my dachshund is that he pees.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Constantly. Unrelentingly. On rugs and furniture and laps.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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He looks up at you with those large, dark eyes, and attempts to communicate innocence. I know better. He\u2019s a malicious bladder loosener. He knows that he\u2019s a tiny dog in an enormous, chaotic world.\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Global warming has taken its toll on Appalachia: a depressed economy, outbreaks of tropical fevers, and worse. Returning to her declining hometown, a college dropout has only one friend left–her dachshund. Who pees. A lot. <\/span>\u201cThe Problem With My Dachshund\u201d<\/span><\/a> was published in the December 2019 issue of Guernica.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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