{"id":27427,"date":"2024-09-09T14:42:43","date_gmt":"2024-09-09T21:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=27427"},"modified":"2024-09-18T13:17:20","modified_gmt":"2024-09-18T20:17:20","slug":"comic-election-year-squishy-progressive-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=27427","title":{"rendered":"Comic: Election Year, Squishy Progressive Style"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/calendar-democrats-suck-hate-elections-november.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-27428\" src=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/calendar-democrats-suck-hate-elections-november-590x602.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"590\" height=\"602\" srcset=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/calendar-democrats-suck-hate-elections-november-590x602.png 590w, https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/calendar-democrats-suck-hate-elections-november-300x306.png 300w, https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/calendar-democrats-suck-hate-elections-november-768x784.png 768w, https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/calendar-democrats-suck-hate-elections-november-940x960.png 940w, https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/calendar-democrats-suck-hate-elections-november.png 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 590px) 100vw, 590px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>This cartoon is less self-portrait than it is self-parody. ((Testing the footnotes plugin.)) It was conceived shortly after Joe Biden announced that he won&#8217;t be running for re-election, around when Kamala Harris announced Tim Walz, and like practically everyone else I was feeling very happy and optimistic. We might win! Look at all that joy! Look at this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VY6DZ1X5RAU\">adorable video<\/a>\u00a0of Walz joking around with his daughter named &#8211; get this &#8211; &#8220;Hope&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>This year&#8217;s sudden soar from pessimism to hope was extreme, but I feel something like this almost every presidential elections season. For a while &#8211; if only briefly &#8211; I found a reason to <em>like<\/em>\u00a0politicians like John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Joe Biden &#8211; even thought I knew perfectly well that if they were elected, they would do some things I hate. (Especially but not exclusively in foreign policy.)<\/p>\n<p>Because even though every Democratic administration has done things I disagree with &#8211; things I&#8217;d even call evil &#8211; the Republicans are objectively just as bad, or much worse, on every issue.<\/p>\n<p>(By the way, contrary to panel ten, I don&#8217;t do volunteer get-out-the-vote phone calling, because I did cold calling for a living for a couple of years when I was young and I&#8217;m still not over it. Instead, I do <a href=\"https:\/\/postcardstovoters.org\/\">get-out-the-vote postcarding<\/a>, but for this cartoon I made it phone calling, because that&#8217;s an easier activity to convey in one small panel).<\/p>\n<p>When I thought of this cartoon, my immediate thought was &#8220;oh maaaaan, <em>twelve<\/em> panels!&#8221; But I thought it was doable and wouldn&#8217;t be a confusing mess to look at, so long as I kept the panels simple and clear. I&#8217;m actually really happy with how the comic came out, especially the seasonal color scheme.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This cartoon is a twelve-panel grid, with each panel labeled in large letters at the top with a month &#8211; January, February, and so forth. For this transcript, rather than labeling the panels &#8220;panel 1&#8221; and so on, I&#8217;ll use the name of the month.<\/p>\n<p>In addition, there&#8217;s a tiny kicker panel under the bottom of the cartoon. Each panel shows the same character &#8211; a fat dude with round glasses, a circle beard (the name for &#8220;a chin strap and a mustache that meet to form a circle&#8221;), and dark hair held in a short pony tail. Put another way, it&#8217;s my self-caricature, so I&#8217;ll call this dude &#8220;Barry.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>JANUARY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Barry, wearing a long black coat and a scarf, is standing on a sidewalk yelling to the sky, his hands clutched in fists.<\/p>\n<p>BARRY: The Democrats are sell-outs!<\/p>\n<p><strong>FEBRUARY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Barry stands outside, wearing a heavy coat with a hood and (again) a scarf. It&#8217;s snowing hard. Barry&#8217;s arms are crossed and he has a &#8220;don&#8217;t try talking to me, I already know everything&#8221; expression.<\/p>\n<p>BARRY: They&#8217;re owned by corporations, just like the GOP!<\/p>\n<p><strong>MARCH<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Barry is wearing a Hawaiian shirt with a floral patter over a black t-shirt. He looks angry and is waving a fist in the air.<\/p>\n<p>BARRY: F#&amp;@! the Democrats!<\/p>\n<p><strong>APRIL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Barry is talking into the phone, smirking a little.<\/p>\n<p>BARRY: Democrats want my money? I&#8217;d rather donate to cancer.<\/p>\n<p><strong>MAY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Barry is explaining something to a somewhat impatient looking friend (or maybe just an unfortunate person who wound up at the same bus stop, who knows?).<\/p>\n<p>BARRY: We so desperately need a third party!<\/p>\n<p><strong>JUNE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Barry is standing in a living-room type room; there&#8217;s a window in the background, and an armchair. Barry&#8217;s talking on the phone, a concerned expression on his face.<\/p>\n<p>BARRY: Yes, Republicans winning would be a disaster.<\/p>\n<p><strong>JULY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Barry sits at a table, head resting on his palm, looking at an open laptop.<\/p>\n<p>BARRY (thought): Actually, the Dem candidates are pretty good. On some issues.<\/p>\n<p><strong>AUGUST<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Barry is standing outside, in front of a stone wall lined with flower boxes on top, talking to a friend (or, again, maybe just an unlucky passerby). Barry has both arms raised in the air jubilantly.<\/p>\n<p>BARRY: I still hate them but I really like them!<\/p>\n<p><strong>SEPTEMBER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Barry stands looking pensively out a window.<\/p>\n<p>BARRY: Hate? Like? Hate? Like?<\/p>\n<p><strong>OCTOBER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hi, I&#8217;m a volunteer for the Democrats. Have you made a plan for voting?<\/p>\n<p><strong>NOVEMBER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Barry, looking extremely anxious, is standing and looking at a computer monitor, hands pressed against the sides of his face, sweating.<\/p>\n<p>BARRY (thought): Please please let the Dems win&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>DECEMBER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Barry is walking on a sidewalk past a hillside. It&#8217;s dark out, and Barry is wearing a long coat and a scarf again. He&#8217;s talking on his cell phone with an angry expression.<\/p>\n<p>BARRY: God, I hate the Democrats!<\/p>\n<p><strong>TINY KICKER PANEL BELOW THE BOTTOM OF THE CARTOON<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A woman is talking to Barry.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN: So you&#8217;re saying hypocrisy is bad?<\/p>\n<p>BARRY: Sorta bad, sorta useful.<\/p>\n<p><strong>CHICKEN FAT WATCH<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Chicken fat&#8221; is an old cartoonist&#8217;s expression for unimportant but possibly amusing details the cartoonist sticks into the art.<\/p>\n<p>JANUARY: A flyer taped to the wall shows a glaring bunny with a cigarette dangling out of its mouth. The text says &#8220;BEWARE evil bunny.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>FEBRUARY: A snowman in the background appears to be a snow alien, with three eyes and two antenna.<\/p>\n<p>MARCH: Barry&#8217;s t-shirt has a picture of the evil bunny, surrounded by letters that say &#8220;evil bunny 1968 world tour.&#8221; Barry has a tattoo on his arm which says &#8220;I Have No Tattoos.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>JUNE: A man wearing a black fedora is peering in the window at Barry. On the wall is a framed picture of the evil bunny. A cat sits in the armchair, slouching like a human and looking at a smartphone it&#8217;s holding in its front paws.<\/p>\n<p>AUGUST: Barry&#8217;s t-shirt has a drawing of the Death Star from &#8220;Star Wars,&#8221; and under the Death Star is a caption saying &#8220;Cici n&#8217;est pas une lune.&#8221; This is a real t-shirt that was described to me by Packy Anderson in the comments of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/objective-new-110957898\">a previous cartoon<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>SEPTEMBER: Barry&#8217;s t-shirt has the planet logo from the covers of the &#8220;Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide To The Galaxy&#8221; book series.<\/p>\n<p>OCTOBER: Barry&#8217;s t-shirt says &#8220;your ad here.&#8221; The place on the back of the laptop where the manufacturer&#8217;s logo usually goes has a picture of Saturn.<\/p>\n<p>NOVEMBER: Barry&#8217;s arm has a tattoo of Beaker from the Muppets. I&#8217;ve snuck Beaker into a lot of my cartoons because I just like him.<\/p>\n<p>DECEMBER: A bird in the air in the background has Richard Nixon&#8217;s head instead of a bird head. A piece of paper lying on the sidewalk says &#8220;Last Panel. Phew! 12 panels is a lot.&#8221; And in the background, near a tree, is the evil bunny, smoking a cigarette.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/111169350\">Election Year, Squishy Progressive Style | Patreon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This cartoon is less self-portrait than it is self-parody. ((Testing the footnotes plugin.)) 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