{"id":3276,"date":"2007-03-26T18:00:13","date_gmt":"2007-03-27T01:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/03\/26\/baby-blogging-maddox-gets-smeared\/"},"modified":"2007-03-26T18:00:13","modified_gmt":"2007-03-27T01:00:13","slug":"baby-blogging-maddox-gets-smeared","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=3276","title":{"rendered":"Baby Blogging: Maddox Gets Smeared"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/maddox_smeared01.jpg\" alt=\"maddox_smeared01.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Well, smeared only a little bit. With magic marker ink. Sydney was the one that did it; tune in next week to see what Sydney did to herself with the markers. (Well, with a little help from her friends.)<\/p>\n<p>More below the fold.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/maddox_smeared02.jpg\" alt=\"maddox_smeared02.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Not that Maddox minded being marker-smeared. It was attention, attention is good, attention from Sydney doubly good. (Maddox is fascinated by Sydney; Sydney, in turn, alternates between ignoring Maddox, considering Maddox a minor feature of the world to be commented on for small-talk purposes (i..e, &#8220;Look, I made you a snowman. What&#8217;s that? Oh. Look, Maddox is crying. I like your belly.&#8221; Etc, etc.), and playing with Maddox. What they both agree on is that whatever toy the other one is playing with, is the toy that <em><strong>I<\/strong><\/em> want! And I want it! <em>Right! <strong>Now<\/strong>!<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/maddox_smeared03.jpg\" alt=\"maddox_smeared03.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Shortly before these photos were taken, Maddox and Sydney were crawling on me in my bedroom as I tried to have an IM chat with a friend who lives in Tolkienland. ((I think it&#8217;s called New Zealand in the quaint dialect spoken by some Tolkeinland residents.)) I gave up using the computer under the circumstances as a hopeless endeavor, and said loudly &#8220;Okay, let&#8217;s go to the TV room!&#8221; Sydney immediately charged out of the room &#8212; there is no word for how Sydney typically moves from room to room other than &#8220;charge&#8221; &#8212; yelling, &#8220;Let&#8217;s go!&#8221; Which was typical (albeit cute). What surprised me and Bean (Bean was there too) was that Maddox then struggled off of my lap and toddled out the door, crying &#8220;leeeh gaaah!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So there&#8217;s a lot of cuteness going on, or there was on Sunday. Things are bit less cute today, as both of them have colds and have turned into HUMAN SNOT MACHINES. Seriously, I bet if we collected all the snot one of these kids can produce during a cold, we&#8217;d have enough material there to build a third child. Not that we want a child made of nothing but snot, mind you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, smeared only a little bit. With magic marker ink. Sydney was the one that did it; tune in next week to see what Sydney did to herself with the markers. (Well, with a little help from her friends.) More &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=3276\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-kid-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}