{"id":3656,"date":"2007-09-25T20:21:34","date_gmt":"2007-09-26T03:41:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/09\/25\/consumerist-evil-laziness-spring-water-hahahaha-our-world-is-being-destroyed-oops-i-made-myself-sad\/"},"modified":"2007-09-25T20:21:34","modified_gmt":"2007-09-26T03:41:22","slug":"consumerist-evil-laziness-spring-water-hahahaha-our-world-is-being-destroyed-oops-i-made-myself-sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=3656","title":{"rendered":"Consumerist Evil + Laziness + Spring Water = Hahahaha! Our World Is Being Destroyed! (Oops, I made myself sad.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/icerocks.jpg' alt='icerocks.jpg' class=\"alignright\" \/><br \/>\nBottled water companies <a href=\"http:\/\/punkassblog.com\/2007\/09\/24\/capitalism-is-evil\/\">sell liquid water in plastic ice trays for you to stick in the freezer and freeze yourself<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I know this is like a sign of the consumer apocalypse, but it&#8217;s also absolutely hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\n <br \/>.<br \/>\n <br \/>.<br \/>\n <br \/>.<br \/>\n <br \/>.<br \/>\n <br \/>.<br \/>\n <br \/>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bottled water companies sell liquid water in plastic ice trays for you to stick in the freezer and freeze yourself. I know this is like a sign of the consumer apocalypse, but it&#8217;s also absolutely hilarious. . . . . &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=3656\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mind-blowing-miscellania-and-other-neat-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}