{"id":3803,"date":"2007-10-31T21:04:04","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T04:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/10\/31\/some-non-sexay-halloween-costumes\/"},"modified":"2007-10-31T21:04:04","modified_gmt":"2007-11-01T04:23:52","slug":"some-non-sexay-halloween-costumes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=3803","title":{"rendered":"Some Non-Sexay Halloween Costumes*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I love zoology and paleontology (okay: animals, extinct and otherwise), I feel the need to brag about\/display a couple of costumes I find clever.<\/p>\n<p>1) My friend <a href=\"http:\/\/bren_cameron.livejournal.com\/\">Ann<\/a>&#8216;s daughter Aidan insisted on dressing as a piranha.<\/p>\n<p><img src='https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/pirhanagirl.jpg' alt='pirhanagirl.jpg' \/><\/p>\n<p>2) And last year, my fiance dressed as opabinia, a five-eyed vacuum-mouthed creature that was found in the Burgess Shale.<\/p>\n<p><img src='https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/opabiniacostume.jpg' alt='opabiniacostume.jpg' \/><\/p>\n<p>That paper pinned to his chest is a drawing of an opabinia, so people can figure out what he is. Here&#8217;s a version:<\/p>\n<p><img src='https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/opabinia.gif' alt='opabinia.gif' \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>*For the record, I have no objection to sex-ay costumes, though I wish they weren&#8217;t de rigeur for girls. I just like weird animal costumes better. Many next year I should get Mike to be a sex-ay opabinia?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I love zoology and paleontology (okay: animals, extinct and otherwise), I feel the need to brag about\/display a couple of costumes I find clever. 1) My friend Ann&#8216;s daughter Aidan insisted on dressing as a piranha. 2) And last &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=3803\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}