{"id":3900,"date":"2007-11-27T08:21:13","date_gmt":"2007-11-27T15:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogbullet.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/27\/79th-edition-of-carnival-of-the-godless\/"},"modified":"2007-11-27T08:21:13","modified_gmt":"2007-11-27T15:21:13","slug":"79th-edition-of-carnival-of-the-godless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=3900","title":{"rendered":"79th Edition of Carnival of the Godless"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>The 79th Carnival of the Godless is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sexysecularist.com\/?p=177\">being held<\/a> at the Sexy Secularist!:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Twas the month before Christmas, when &#8211; hey, what the heck?<br \/>\nUp go lights, decorations &#8211; all the holiday dreck!<br \/>\nJust this Thursday, we ate and we offered our thanks,<br \/>\nAs next Christmas rolled in like an army of tanks.<br \/>\nAll the stores are bedecked, all the streets are bedazzled,<br \/>\nAnd these holiday songs leave a man well-near frazzled.<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s an atheist to do at the end of November?<br \/>\nHow to kindle his hearth with a warm, godless ember?<br \/>\nNever fear, herded cats! Pour yourselves some eggnog,<br \/>\nGather round for a godless, great carnival blog.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The 79th Carnival of the Godless is being held at the Sexy Secularist!:<br \/>\nTwas the month before Christmas, when &#8211; hey, what the heck?<br \/>\nUp go lights, decorations &#8211; all the holiday dreck!<br \/>\nJust this Thursday, we ate and we offered our thanks,<br \/>\nAs next Christmas rolled in like an army of tanks.<br \/>\nAll the stores are bedecked, all the [&#8230;] <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=3900\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,128],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-atheism","category-syndicated-feeds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}