{"id":4030,"date":"2007-12-27T02:47:54","date_gmt":"2007-12-27T10:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/12\/27\/the-mpaa-bravely-protects-children-from-disturbing-images\/"},"modified":"2007-12-27T02:47:54","modified_gmt":"2007-12-27T10:07:42","slug":"the-mpaa-bravely-protects-children-from-disturbing-images","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=4030","title":{"rendered":"The MPAA Bravely Protects Children From Disturbing Images"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) rejects movie posters that aren&#8217;t suitable for children to view. As the MPAA recently explained, as they rejected a movie&#8217;s poster:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ads will be seen by all audiences, including children. If the advertising is not suitable for all audiences it will not be approved by the advertising administration.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So that&#8217;s why they rejected this poster:<\/p>\n<p><!--more Don't click through to the rest of this post if you don't want to see disturbing images... --><\/p>\n<p><img src='https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/hostel_ii_poster.jpg' alt='Poster for \u201cHostel II,\u201d showing an apparently nude woman bound and hanging upsidedown.' \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh, wait, no, they approved <em>that <\/em>poster. I guess the image of a woman bound and hanging upsidedown, apparently about to be tortured for the audience&#8217;s entertainment, is suitable for &#8220;all audiences, including children.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Here&#8217;s<\/em> the poster they rejected:<\/p>\n<p><img src='https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/saw_poster.jpg' alt='Poster for \u201cSaw,\u201d showing a hand and wrist, ending in a ragged stump, lying on the floor while the teeth of a large saw is posed above the stump.' \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh,  my mistake, they found that one suitable for all audiences too.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, here&#8217;s the poster they really rejected:<\/p>\n<p><img src='https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/sawiv_poster.jpg' alt='Poster for \u201cSaw IV,\u201d showing a decapitated male head lying on a grocery-store style scale. The head weighs slightly under 8 pounds.' \/><\/p>\n<p>That time I didn&#8217;t even fool you, did I? You&#8217;re right, the MPAA found that image acceptable for all audiences. There&#8217;s no way any kid would be traumatized by something as mundane as a man&#8217;s severed head in a grocery scale.<\/p>\n<p>So what was the image that the MPAA rejected as not &#8220;suitable&#8221; for &#8220;all audiences, including children&#8221;? Here it is:<\/p>\n<p><img src='https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/taxi_to_the_dark_side.jpg' alt='Poster for \u201cTaxi To The Dark Side,\u201d showing two American soldiers and a prisoner between them, all walking away from the viewer. There is a hood over the prisoner\u2019s head. The three of them cast a long shadow towards the viewer, which morphs into an American flag design.' \/><\/p>\n<p>This poster for &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/tom-tomorrow\/taxi-to-the-dark-side_b_46059.html\">Taxi To The Dark Side<\/a>,&#8221; a documentary about the U.S. government&#8217;s use of torture, is what the MPAA is protecting our children&#8217;s tender eyes from.<\/p>\n<p>Because of the hood.<\/p>\n<p>But &#8212; the MPAA assures us &#8212; their standard is reasonable, because if that &#8220;Saw IV&#8221; poster had had a hood over the severed head, they would have rejected it too.<\/p>\n<p>Gosh, no double standard there.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, well, at least this is some sort of aberration. It&#8217;s not like the MPAA has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/09\/07\/please-call-and-report-this-copyright-thief\/\">history of right-wing double-standards<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(Hat tips to <a href=\"http:\/\/ldragoon.livejournal.com\/170988.html?#cutid1\">ldragoon<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.popstalin.com\/mpaa-bans-this-poster\/\">Pop Stalin Designs<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) rejects movie posters that aren&#8217;t suitable for children to view. As the MPAA recently explained, as they rejected a movie&#8217;s poster: Ads will be seen by all audiences, including children. If the advertising &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=4030\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free-speech-censorship-copyright-law-etc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}