{"id":4725,"date":"2008-08-28T17:37:10","date_gmt":"2008-08-29T00:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/08\/28\/department-of-things-i-cant-write-about-without-resorting-to-profanity\/"},"modified":"2008-08-28T17:37:10","modified_gmt":"2008-08-29T00:56:58","slug":"department-of-things-i-cant-write-about-without-resorting-to-profanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=4725","title":{"rendered":"Department of Things I Can't Write About Without Resorting to Profanity"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fuck you, Karl Rove<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\u00a0“The Republicans can’t seem to get a break when it comes to August and when it comes to the weather,” said Rove<\/strong>, a FOX News analyst. “I know this is being thought a lot about in Washington and at the White House and discussed and I suspect they will monitor it carefully and figure out what to do.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yeah, Karl, Hurricane Katrina was so fucking bad for you and the idiot king. Boo fucking hoo. If you would have done something for the people of New Orleans, rather than dither and share cakes with John McCain, that might not have been bad. But that would have required a competent, caring, capable president, which we don’t have, thanks to you.<\/p>\n

Not to mention, of course, that global warming is playing its role in this, something you’ve been foursquare against working to solve.<\/p>\n

If August weather is bad for the GOP, it’s on your own head. If you don’t feel good about the memories of Katrina — you shouldn’t, you fucking asshole. You failed your fellow Americans. If you didn’t want to feel bad about it, maybe you should have cared for the poor, black people drowning in New Orleans. But you didn’t care then, and you don’t care now — because no matter how bad August weather is for you, Karl, it’s far, far worse for the people of the Gulf Coast, who’ve lost their homes, family members, even their lives. Those people, I feel bad for. You can go to hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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