{"id":4894,"date":"2008-10-07T18:08:02","date_gmt":"2008-10-08T01:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/10\/07\/feministe-doesnt-know-cats\/"},"modified":"2008-10-07T18:08:02","modified_gmt":"2008-10-08T01:27:50","slug":"feministe-doesnt-know-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=4894","title":{"rendered":"Feministe Doesn't Know Cats."},"content":{"rendered":"

So, last Sa… Caturday, Lauren and Jill over at Feministe<\/a> had themselves a little Cat-Off. And you know what? Those are some cute kitties. A teeny gray baby is indeed a worthy opponent for a smoosh-face.<\/p>\n

But honestly? I feel bad for them. Because they were over there all like, “yeah my cats are the cutest la la la,” all the while having no idea that I’d just adopted THE CUTEST KITTY ON EARTH. I could have posted this on Caturday, but I thought I’d let them have their fun. Also, better to reveal Peter on… Mewsday?<\/p>\n

Anyway, behold! And fear.<\/em><\/p>\n

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\nImage description: Petey, a little black cat, lounges on a chair.<\/em><\/p>\n

Lil’ Petey pounced on me (or tried to, anyway) at the Long Beach SPCA, so my husband and I nabbed him before anyone else could. He already has several thousand favorite games, including but not limited to:<\/p>\n

This Object Makes Noise
\nThe Bird is Free Again*
\nI’ve Got the Bolts!
\nA Bag
\nThe Armored Cat Who is Both There and Not There
\nI Will Eat Your Plants, Please
\nIt Must Not Touch Me!
\nThe Scary Door
\nI’m Not Sure You Love Me the Most of Everyone Yet<\/p>\n

More pictures!<\/p>\n

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\nOne night, Petey entertained our guests by crawling on my bike like a jungle gym so that he could get into the basket.
\nImage description: Petey perches in a bike basket.<\/em><\/p>\n

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\nStrike a pose!
\nImage description: Petey lies on his side in front of the front door.<\/em><\/p>\n

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\nNormally we think of the cat as a placeholder for the husband. Now I don’t know what I’m going to do with this guy playing video games in my living room.
\nImage description: A man plays video games while Petey lies on the coffee table.<\/em><\/p>\n

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\nLOOK AT THAT PONEM!
\nImage description: Petey looks up at the camera.<\/em><\/p>\n

Here’s a game of A Bag turning into I’ve Got the Bolts!:<\/p>\n

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So yeah, I win. Er, Petey wins. Okay, go watch the debates!<\/p>\n

*Not a real bird.
\nEDIT: Added image descriptions.<\/p>\n

(Cross-posted at Modern Mitzvot<\/a>.<\/em>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, last Sa… Caturday, Lauren and Jill over at Feministe had themselves a little Cat-Off. And you know what? Those are some cute kitties. A teeny gray baby is indeed a worthy opponent for a smoosh-face. But honestly? I feel … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}