{"id":5206,"date":"2008-10-28T23:10:21","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T06:30:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=5206"},"modified":"2008-10-28T23:10:21","modified_gmt":"2008-10-29T06:30:09","slug":"presidential-politics-as-a-dd-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=5206","title":{"rendered":"Presidential Politics As A D&D Game"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m really late linking to this, but it’s still awesome. Here’s just the start:<\/p>\n

GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do?<\/p>\n

OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it.<\/p>\n

MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he have so many henchmen? I’m a level 72 ranger and he’s only a level 8 paladin.<\/p>\n

OBAMA: Well, if you’d bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory\/Colgate Smile proficiencies you could min max it so that you…<\/p>\n

MCCAIN: Why is he even IN this campaign? I thought this was supposed to be a high level party.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Click through<\/a> for the rest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m really late linking to this, but it’s still awesome. Here’s just the start: GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do? OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it. MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elections-and-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}