{"id":5271,"date":"2008-11-02T09:26:59","date_gmt":"2008-11-02T16:46:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=5271"},"modified":"2008-11-02T09:26:59","modified_gmt":"2008-11-02T16:46:47","slug":"obviously-this-proves-obama-is-martian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=5271","title":{"rendered":"Obviously, This Proves Obama is Martian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kitv.com\/politics\/17860890\/detail.html?rss=hon&amp;psp=news\">only possible explanation for this is mind control<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cThere have been numerous requests for Sen. Barack Hussein Obama\u2019s official birth certificate. State law (Hawai\u2018i Revised Statutes \u00a7338-18) prohibits the release of a certified birth certificate to persons who do not have a tangible interest in the vital record,\u201d DOH Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino said.<\/p>\n<p>Fukino said she and the registrar of vital statistics, Alvin Onaka, have personally verified that the health department holds Obama\u2019s original birth certificate.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTherefore, I as Director of Health for the State of Hawai\u2018i, along with the Registrar of Vital Statistics who has statutory authority to oversee and maintain these type of vital records, have personally seen and verified that the Hawai\u2018i State Department of Health has Sen. Obama\u2019s original birth certificate on record in accordance with state policies and procedures,\u201d Fukino said.<\/p>\n<p>Fukino said that no state official, including Gov. Linda Lingle, ever instructed that Obama\u2019s certificate be handled differently from any other.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Why, it\u2019s almost as if this has all been a completely nonsensical and stupid conspiracy!<\/p>\n<p>Granted, this won\u2019t stop the truly insane; I won\u2019t subject you to it, but Texas Darlin\u2019 is claiming this doesn\u2019t affect the central theory that Obama is flibber gibbet scoobity dooby. The conspiracy theorists will always find a reson to cling to their castles of air. The rest of us, however, can move on from this once and for all. I\u2019m sure, for example, that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.balloon-juice.com\/?p=13186\">Andy McCarthy will apologize for his speculation<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Just kidding.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The only possible explanation for this is mind control: \u201cThere have been numerous requests for Sen. Barack Hussein Obama\u2019s official birth certificate. State law (Hawai\u2018i Revised Statutes \u00a7338-18) prohibits the release of a certified birth certificate to persons who do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=5271\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elections-and-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}