The Blogger Formerly Known as Hindrocket is one of nature’s simplest creatures. He derives his sustinance from the posterior of George W. Bush, to which his mouthparts are permanently affixed, and he rids himself of waste by emitting foul, noxious gasses, which he bottles for posting on the internet.<\/p>\n
Today, Hindrocket is in fine form, equalling his finest<\/a> work<\/a> with this masterpiece of complete insanity<\/a>:<\/p>\n Obama thinks he is a good talker, but he is often undisciplined when he speaks. He needs to understand that as President, his words will be scrutinized and will have impact whether he intends it or not. In this regard, President Bush is an excellent model; Obama should take a lesson from his example. Bush never gets sloppy when he is speaking publicly. He chooses his words with care and precision, which is why his style sometimes seems halting. In the eight years he has been President, it is remarkable how few gaffes or verbal blunders he has committed. If Obama doesn’t raise his standards, he will exceed Bush’s total before he is inaugurated.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Wow. Just…wow. Words fail. It’s like a perfect Zen riddle: how detached from reality can John Hinderaker get? There is no answer, for each time one thinks one has quantified his detachment, he reaches a whole other plane of existence.<\/p>\n Just for the record:<\/p>\n