{"id":5637,"date":"2008-11-26T03:12:57","date_gmt":"2008-11-26T10:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=5637"},"modified":"2008-11-26T03:12:57","modified_gmt":"2008-11-26T10:32:45","slug":"the-mangers-on-fire-the-hollys-aglow-hear-the-baby-jesus-cryin-ho-ho-ho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=5637","title":{"rendered":"The Manger&#039;s On Fire, the Holly&#039;s Aglow, Hear the Baby Jesus Cryin&#039; Ho! Ho! Ho!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/colbertchristmas_stephencolbert_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/colbertchristmas_stephencolbert_1-228x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"colbertchristmas_stephencolbert_1\" width=\"228\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5638\" srcset=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/colbertchristmas_stephencolbert_1-228x300.jpg 228w, https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/colbertchristmas_stephencolbert_1.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 228px) 100vw, 228px\" \/><\/a>Ah, the Christmas Variety Special. Once a staple of the holiday season, it&#8217;s largely gone the way of the Dodo. And that&#8217;s too bad; while they&#8217;re goofy and overly-earnest, they&#8217;re also campy and hilarious. Of course, that usually goes hand-in-hand. And really, it&#8217;s hard to do them truly campy and hilarious on purpose.<\/p>\n<p>Thank the Gods for Stephen Colbert, then, whose Christmas special &#8212; with an emphasis on &#8220;Christmas&#8221; &#8212; hits exactly the right notes. It has a sense of humor about itself, whether having Toby Keith singing an over-the-top-even-for-Toby-Keith song about Santa dropping nuclear bombs on non-Christians, Willie Nelson talking about the fourth wise man&#8217;s gift of pot to the baby Jesus, or Feith singing about your prayer being important to angels, and how they&#8217;ll deal with your prayer in the order it was received, the special has all the hallmarks of the worst\/best holiday specials. <em>Of course<\/em> John Legend happens to also be a forest ranger who just happens to drop by Colbert&#8217;s cabin to sing about nutmeg, if you know what I&#8217;m saying. <em>Of course<\/em> John Stewart drops by to offer Colbert the opportunity to celebrate Chanukah. <em>Of course<\/em> seemingly every guest ends up under the mistletoe, with Colbert saying, &#8220;well, this is awkward.&#8221; <em>Of course<\/em> Elvis Costello ends up singing &#8220;(What&#8217;s So Funny &#8216;Bout) Peace, Love, and Understanding&#8221; in a bear suit. Why? They just do.<\/p>\n<p>And the show features perhaps the best holiday song since &#8220;The Chanukah Song,&#8221; in Colbert&#8217;s &#8220;Another Christmas Song&#8221;: <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<style type='text\/css'>.cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/comedycentral\/video\/assets\/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}<\/style>\n<div class='cc_box' style='position:relative'><a href='http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com' target='_blank' style='display:inline; float:left; width:60px; height:31px;'><\/p>\n<div class='cc_home' style='float:left; border:solid 1px #cfcfcf; border-width:1px 0px 0px 1px; width:60px; height:31px; background:url(\"http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/comedycentral\/video\/assets\/syndicated-logo-out.png\");'><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<div style='font:bold 10px Arial,Helvetica,Verdana,sans-serif; float:left; width:299px; height:31px; border:solid 1px #cfcfcf; border-width:1px 1px 0px 0px; overflow:hidden; color:#707070;'>\n<div class='cc_show' style='position:relative; background-color:#e5e5e5;padding-left:3px; height:14px; padding-top:2px; overflow:hidden;'><a href='http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/' target='_blank'>The Colbert Report<\/a><span style='position:absolute; top:2px; right:3px;'>Mon &#8211; Thurs 11:30pm \/ 10:30c<\/span><\/div>\n<div class='cc_title' style='font-size:11px; color:#868686; background-color:#f5f5f5; padding:3px; padding-top:1px; line-height:14px; height:21px; overflow:hidden;'><a href='http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/the-colbert-report-videos\/211035\/november-23-2008\/a-colbert-christmas--another-christmas-song' target='_blank'>A Colbert Christmas: Another Christmas Song<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><embed style='float:left; clear:left;' src='http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:211035' width='360' height='301' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'><\/embed><\/p>\n<div class='cc_links' style='float:left; clear:left; width:358px; border:solid 1px #cfcfcf; border-top:0px; font:10px Arial,Helvetica,Verdana,sans-serif; color:#b9b9b9; background-color:#f5f5f5;'>\n<div style='width:177px; float:left; padding-left:3px;'><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/video\/tag\/Christmas'>Colbert at Christmas<\/a><br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/shop.comedycentral.com\/detail.php?p=76445&#038;v=comedy-central_shows_the-colbert-report&#038;SESSID=e404c55c0698e438f4508b6b848da5eb'>Colbert Christmas DVD<\/a><\/div>\n<div style='width:177px; float:left;'><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/video?keywords=green+screen'>Green Screen<\/a><br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/the-colbert-report-videos\/81003\/january-18-2007\/bill-o-reilly'>Bill O&#8217;Reilly Interview<\/a><\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>That&#8217;s good stuff right there.<\/p>\n<p>So thanks, Stephen, for your instant classic; I&#8217;m looking forward to seeing how you top it next year. Or perhaps we could have John Stewart instead,with his Chanukah special. Either way, congratulations: you&#8217;ve produced a Christmas special that does not suck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, the Christmas Variety Special. Once a staple of the holiday season, it&#8217;s largely gone the way of the Dodo. And that&#8217;s too bad; while they&#8217;re goofy and overly-earnest, they&#8217;re also campy and hilarious. Of course, that usually goes hand-in-hand. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=5637\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}