{"id":5795,"date":"2008-12-11T15:26:48","date_gmt":"2008-12-11T22:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=5795"},"modified":"2008-12-11T15:26:48","modified_gmt":"2008-12-11T22:46:36","slug":"wheres-our-vocabulary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=5795","title":{"rendered":"Where's Our Vocabulary?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m sure many of you have seen this Onion article<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Area Man Saddened To Realize Short Jewish Women With An Interest In Theater His Type<\/p>\n

CHICAGO\u2014While reminiscing about his romantic past Monday, area resident David Simms was shocked and a little saddened to realize that short women belonging to the Jewish faith and possessing an active interest in the world of theater have always been, and will always be, his type.<\/p>\n

“God, how did I never notice it before?” said Simms, taken aback by his unexpected discovery. “Rachel, Sarah, Devorah\u2014Miss Katzenberg, the weekend director at the Israeli Arts Center\u2014it’s all so obvious now.”<\/p>\n

“Squat, theatergoing Jews,” added Simms, shaking his head in confused wonder. “I’m totally into squat, theatergoing Jews.” <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Okay, there’s enough offensive stuff in here to warrant a whole other blog post – the humor in the article is all based on presenting Jewishness, shortness, and (implied) fatness as undesirable – but that’s not what caught my eye. Notice the wording in the first paragraph:<\/p>\n

hile reminiscing about his romantic past Monday, area resident David Simms was shocked and a little saddened to realize that short women belonging to the Jewish faith<\/strong> and possessing an active interest in the world of theater have always been, and will always be, his type.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So Jewishness is clearly a matter of religion, right? Not ethnicity, race, or culture? Hmm. Take a look at these snippets from the rest of the article:<\/p>\n

“I always just thought I liked brunettes<\/strong>, or was, you know, a ‘breasts’ man…. I’m going to fall madly in love and raise a beautiful family with a short, curly-haired <\/strong>theater buff….” As long as his date is at least half-Jewish<\/strong>, appreciates some form of live performance, and can be picked up off the ground with relative ease, Simms said, he would be willing to see where things go.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Despite the article’s initial implication that a Jewish identity is based solely on faith, it goes on to describe Jewishness in physical and genetic terms. Simply put, the article can’t help but contradict itself.<\/p>\n

I bring this up because this exact contradiction has been around for decades and decades. Jews and non-Jews constantly fluctuate between religious and ethnic terms to describe Jewish identity – very often, as in this case, in the same publication. Hell, whenever I try to talk about my half-Jewish identity, or describe anti-Semitism in the context of broader systems of oppression, I can’t help but resort to terms like “biracial” and “racism,” even while I maintain that Jewishness isn’t a race. It’s not the fault of individual writers; the blame lies with an astonishingly limited vocabulary to describe our identity. Do I call myself “biethnic?” What elegant variation should this writer have come up with besides “belonging to the Jewish faith?” (The article uses “Jewish persuasion” later on, which is just as bad.) “Jewish culture,” maybe? I have a feeling that readers would have been mildly confused by that – and then gone off pick up a bagel and the latest Philip Roth novel.<\/p>\n

(Also, I should note that I think “tiny, artsy” Jews are hot. Just<\/a> sayin<\/a>‘.)<\/p>\n

(Cross-posted at Modern Mitzvot<\/a>.<\/em>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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