But the purveyors of the Vermont Country Store have come under fire for adding something new to the catalog, something that’s selling well, but bumping up against the staid, olde timey-quality of the catalog: they’re selling sex aids<\/a>:<\/p>\n [Lyman] Orton, a spry 67-year-old with a country storekeeper’s sense of what sells and what doesn’t, says the idea of helping older folks keep sexually active was his.<\/p>\n “We never got any letters saying we want this. This was a sense, because our customers are a certain age and sex is below the surface in the world we deal in. I said, ‘Look, let’s see if our customers respond to this.'”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n What are they selling? Well, intimate compact massagers<\/a>, herpes relief sprays<\/a>, hair dye that’s primarily for your partner’s enjoyment<\/a>, that kind of thing. And Orton says it’s selling; turns out that the people who are buying the manual typewriters are also having sex — and it’s less embarrassing to order your vibrator from the Vermont Country Store than to take a trip into town to SexWorld.<\/p>\n Naturally, this is not going over well with a certain segment of the store’s clientele:<\/p>\n The customers responded, alright \u2014 some with their pens, some with their pocketbooks.<\/p>\n “The intimate massagers are certainly not what will uplift the youth of America but instead will lead them to be perverted pleasure seekers,” wrote one customer, asking to be removed from the mailing list. “Please rethink what you are doing.”<\/p>\n “I am one of the women who respects her God-given human femininity,” wrote another now-former subscriber, in a longhand letter. “These items are offensive to me.”<\/p>\n Orton figures he got 600 letters, most of them critical. Some called the offerings “pornographic.” Others told Orton his father wouldn’t have approved.<\/p>\n “You’d think I suggested that we sell nuclear devices to terrorists,” Orton said.<\/p>\n In fact, the “intimate solutions” items have been big sellers, though the company won’t give sales data or say which items are moving the fastest.<\/p>\n “It turns out they wanted these products, and they spoke with their wallets,” Cabot Orton said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n No, this is, in fact, perfectly in keeping with the longstanding tradition of catalog companies to offer a little bit of everything for everyone. It started with the Sears and Montgomery Ward, and has continued on through to the modern version of the catalog retailer<\/a>. It’s a long and very American tradition, the ability to order for delivery a new bed, a new record player, some toys for the kids, and some toys for the adults.<\/p>\n Don’t get me wrong — I can understand being surprised to find the Intimate Solutions section of the catalog. I certainly was when I first tripped across it, and I remember laughing at the time, finding it a bit incongruous, an odd thing to find amidst the flannel nightgowns and cotton plaid pajamas.<\/p>\n But just because you’re wearing\u00a0 old-fashioned pajamas, that doesn’t mean that you don’t have a libido. I’m rather cheered by the fact that a catalog aimed at the over-fifty set is aware that over-fifty doesn’t mean over intimacy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’m a big fan of the Vermont Country Store catalog. While I don’t actually buy anything from there (though I intend to get some Lifebuoy for next Christmas), it’s extremely entertaining, a little piece of Americana that stubbornly clings to … Continue reading ![\"sears_1918_home_motor_adsized.jpg\"](\"http:\/\/moderateleft.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/sears_1918_home_motor_adsized.jpg\")
<\/a>The people who are complaining think that this is completely out of character for an old-fashioned catalog company, but they’re 100 percent wrong. After all, their grandmothers used to order exactly this type of thing from Sears, Roebuck, & Co., to help alleviate “Female Hysteria.” And women bought them — and of course they did.<\/p>\n