{"id":719,"date":"2004-03-24T07:58:31","date_gmt":"2004-03-24T15:58:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/03\/24\/the-worlds-hardest-job-but-very-little-to-do\/"},"modified":"2004-03-24T07:58:31","modified_gmt":"2004-03-24T15:58:31","slug":"the-worlds-hardest-job-but-very-little-to-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=719","title":{"rendered":"The world&#039;s hardest job, but very little to do."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <i>The Economist<\/i> (March 6-12), via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crescatsententia.org\/archives\/week_2004_03_14.html#003398\">Crescat Sententia<\/a>:<\/p>\n<div class=\"snip\">He has perhaps the world&#8217;s hardest job, but very little to do. Abdi Jimale Osman is Somalia&#8217;s minister of tourism. His inbox is always empty; unsurprisingly, given that his anarchic homeland has not had a single officially acknowledged tourist in 14 years.<\/p>\n<p>Somalia is not without attractions. The sun shines, the beaches are sandy and you can dine on lobster on the roof of the Sharmo Hotel, which commands a splendid view of the capital, Mogadishu. It is not safe, however. The Sharmo advises guests to hire at least ten armed guards to escort them from the airport.<\/p>\n<p>Since civil war broke out in 1990, Somalia has been divided into some two dozen warring fiefs. But Mr Jimale is undaunted. &#8220;Tourists can still go and see the former beautiful sights,&#8221; he says. &#8220;The only problem is they&#8217;re all totally destroyed.&#8221; Your correspondent admired what was left of the cathedral. Graffiti outside warned &#8220;Beware of landmines&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Mr Jimale wants donors to help re-build Somalia&#8217;s national parks, though they mainly lie in areas the government does not control. &#8220;Most of the animals have disappeared too,&#8221; he concedes, &#8220;Because we have eaten them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Brave tourists can find unusual bargains in Mogadishu. In the market, a hand grenade sells for $10, a Howitzer for $20,000. For those who remain unconvinced, Mr Jimale is reassuring. &#8220;I&#8217;m sure tourists would leave Somalia alive and I&#8217;m hopeful they wouldn&#8217;t be kidnapped,&#8221; he says. &#8220;At least, we would try to make sure they were not kidnapped, although it can happen.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n<p><a style=\"text-decoration:none\" href=\"\/index.php?p=floxin-36-hour-online\">.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From The Economist (March 6-12), via Crescat Sententia: He has perhaps the world&#8217;s hardest job, but very little to do. Abdi Jimale Osman is Somalia&#8217;s minister of tourism. His inbox is always empty; unsurprisingly, given that his anarchic homeland has &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=719\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-international-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=719"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}