{"id":7615,"date":"2009-05-04T08:00:02","date_gmt":"2009-05-04T15:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=7615"},"modified":"2009-05-04T08:00:02","modified_gmt":"2009-05-04T15:19:50","slug":"ableist-language-replacement-suggestions-from-the-hand-mirror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=7615","title":{"rendered":"Ableist Language &#8211; replacement suggestions from the Hand Mirror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ampersand and I have periodically discussed the issue of ableist language. We&#8217;d both like to do better about purging some of the words that infest our vocabulary. In particular, the word &#8220;lame&#8221; has a tendency to creep into our statements, probably because it&#8217;s part of the sort of casual geek slang we both have a tendency to use.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve made a pact &#8212; my husband is in on it, too &#8212; to try to note to each other when we slip and use the word without thinking.<\/p>\n<p>Lately, I&#8217;ve been trying to come up with fun replacement words, particularly because I know that then I&#8217;ll be looking forward to opportunities to replace the ableist word with something fun. Cuz I&#8217;m a word dork.<\/p>\n<p>My candidates (which don&#8217;t really work) are: Xander, as in &#8220;That&#8217;s so Xander,&#8221; and &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe you would say something so Xander,&#8221; because I really dislike Xander from Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. Obviously, that&#8217;s too in-jokey to pass real world muster.<\/p>\n<p>My other candidate comes from the nerdy front: a friend of mine was recently reading some Victorian translations of medieval texts and coming across frequent usage of the term &#8220;brast,&#8221; which means burst or shatter, often with amusing faux-archaic add-ons, such as &#8220;to-brast,&#8221; e.g. &#8220;the spear went all to-brast.&#8221; Here&#8217;s an example of the term from Spenser: &#8220;Dreadfull furies which their chains have brast.&#8221; Another similar, out-of-usage word is &#8220;frush,&#8221; and its silly add-on &#8220;to-frush.&#8221; For instance from Shakespeare, &#8220;I like thine armor well; I&#8217;ll frush it and unlock the rivets all.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>None of these are particularly good replacements, even though they amuse me. But luckily Deborah at The Hand Mirror <a href=\"http:\/\/thehandmirror.blogspot.com\/2009\/05\/lose-language-now.html\">has an admirable list<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>flimsy<br \/>\ninadequate<br \/>\ninsufficient<br \/>\nunconvincing<br \/>\nweak<br \/>\nunsatisfactory<br \/>\ninept<br \/>\npathetic<br \/>\ndeficient<br \/>\nhollow<br \/>\nmeagre<br \/>\nperfunctory<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So, next time you have the urge to use inept ableist language, put aside your pathetic ableism, and be deficient no more. Don&#8217;t be Xander; don&#8217;t let your vocabulary go to-brast. Find another word.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/shakespearessister.blogspot.com\/2009\/05\/friday-blogaround-badd-to-bone-edition.html\">Shakesville<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ampersand and I have periodically discussed the issue of ableist language. We&#8217;d both like to do better about purging some of the words that infest our vocabulary. In particular, the word &#8220;lame&#8221; has a tendency to creep into our statements, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=7615\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-disabled-rights-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}