{"id":7632,"date":"2009-05-08T00:13:27","date_gmt":"2009-05-08T07:33:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=7632"},"modified":"2009-05-08T00:13:27","modified_gmt":"2009-05-08T07:33:15","slug":"joe-the-plumber-ive-had-some-friends-that-are-actually-homosexual-i-wouldnt-have-them-anywhere-near-my-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=7632","title":{"rendered":"Joe The Plumber: &quot;I&#039;ve had some friends that are actually homosexual&#8230; I wouldn&#039;t have them anywhere near my children&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I see some homophobe say bigoted things, they always justify it the same way &#8212; they cite their beloved gay friends.<\/p>\n<p>Who are these people? I can&#8217;t imagine there are many lesbian and gay people who are uncloseted enough to have come out to Joe the Plumber, yet self-hating enough to say friends with someone who says <a href=\"http:\/\/www.womanist-musings.com\/2009\/05\/keep-talking-joe.html\">this<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Queer means strange and unusual. It&#8217;s not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. You know, God is pretty explicit in what we&#8217;re supposed to do\u2014what man and woman are for. Now, at the same time, we&#8217;re supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I&#8217;ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn&#8217;t have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they&#8217;re people, and they&#8217;re going to do their thing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Boy, the Republican party sure knows how to pick spokespeople, don&#8217;t it!)<\/p>\n<p>My theory is that it&#8217;s just, like, three or four gay people, who spend all their time jet-setting between dinners with Joe (at a restaurant, so they don&#8217;t have to meet his kids), <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boxturtlebulletin.com\/2008\/12\/16\/7415\">hanging with Rick<\/a>, helicopter hunting <a href=\"http:\/\/slog.thestranger.com\/2008\/09\/who_wants_to_be_sarah_palins_gay_friend\">with Sarah<\/a>, stopping by <a href=\"http:\/\/slog.thestranger.com\/slog\/archives\/2008\/12\/17\/so_many_anti_gay_bigots_so_ma\">BFF Donny&#8217;s house<\/a> for some showtunes, and then finally taking in a science fiction con with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boxturtlebulletin.com\/2009\/04\/21\/10865\">Orson Scott<\/a>. (Maybe Orson could introduce them to Maggie Gallagher, who is seemingly the nation&#8217;s only prominent anti-gay activist not claiming close gay friends.)<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the only rational explanation. Because I&#8217;m certain that it can&#8217;t be the case that all these nice Christian people are <em>lying<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I see some homophobe say bigoted things, they always justify it the same way &#8212; they cite their beloved gay friends. Who are these people? I can&#8217;t imagine there are many lesbian and gay people who are uncloseted &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=7632\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[115],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-homophobic-zaninessmore-lgbtq-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}