{"id":7736,"date":"2009-05-16T06:09:30","date_gmt":"2009-05-16T13:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=7736"},"modified":"2009-05-16T06:09:30","modified_gmt":"2009-05-16T13:29:18","slug":"a-petty-thing-i-wouldnt-actually-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=7736","title":{"rendered":"A petty thing I wouldn't actually do."},"content":{"rendered":"

If I ever have the “pleasure” of having a pro-life individual in my house for lunch who won’t stop using the word “child” to refer to fetuses, I fully plan to serve everyone else apples, and give them an apple seed, and tell them that since they can’t tell the difference, I figured they wouldn’t mind.<\/p>\n

Grumble. Internets. Someone wrong on. And so on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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