{"id":7821,"date":"2009-05-30T10:44:08","date_gmt":"2009-05-30T18:03:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=7821"},"modified":"2009-05-30T10:44:08","modified_gmt":"2009-05-30T18:03:56","slug":"a-truly-amusing-article-at-the-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=7821","title":{"rendered":"A truly amusing article at the Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/opinion\/oh_no_its_making_well_reasoned\">My friends, I would like to take these last few moments of stubborn close-mindedness to say that it&#8217;s been an honor to dig myself into this hole with you.<\/a>s<\/p>\n<p>The only quibble I have is that it isn&#8217;t three minutes of incoherent shouting that drives off the reasonable. It&#8217;s years worth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friends, I would like to take these last few moments of stubborn close-mindedness to say that it&#8217;s been an honor to dig myself into this hole with you.s The only quibble I have is that it isn&#8217;t three minutes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=7821\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7821\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}