{"id":9231,"date":"2009-12-01T17:25:12","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T00:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=9231"},"modified":"2009-12-01T17:25:12","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T00:25:12","slug":"open-thread-mandolins-silly-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=9231","title":{"rendered":"Open Thread: Mandolin&#039;s silly poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I dropped a poem into one of Jeff Fecke&#8217;s recent threads. Barry said I should promote it to a post of its own, so here it is. Given the contents, consider this an open thread. ;)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ode to a derailed thread<\/strong><br \/>\nby Rachel Swirsky<\/p>\n<p>Topic, oh topic, where have you gone?<em><br \/>\nOut the front door, across the front lawn\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Topic, oh topic, I miss you so.<em><br \/>\nOver land, over sea, over sand, over snow\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Topic, oh topic, I know we ignored you.<br \/>\nBut topic, oh topic, I swear we adored you.<\/p>\n<p><em>Far past the sun and the moon and the stars<br \/>\nToward the black holes, nebulae and quasars\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Topic, oh topic, our future seems black.<br \/>\nTopic, oh topic, please won\u2019t you come back?<\/p>\n<p><em>Where the vacuum is cold and there\u2019s nothing around.<br \/>\nNothing, no nothing. I\u2019ll never be found.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dropped a poem into one of Jeff Fecke&#8217;s recent threads. Barry said I should promote it to a post of its own, so here it is. Given the contents, consider this an open thread. ;) Ode to a derailed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=9231\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mandolins-fiction-poems","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}